Truth1253
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Jesus would say, "If the climate is getting too hot, dress in skimpy rags like me and may you eat of my flesh and drink of my blood," (a thinly disguised biblical sexual come-on if I've ever heard one). Then he'd say, "If thou is still bothered by the summer heat, have thyself nailed to a cross and thy pain will distract you from the global warming heat."
As much as I voted/support/enjoy President Trump, I'll bet he would hilariously say something like, "Nah, Nahh....Jesus isn't my Savior! I prefer my saviors NOT crucified!" I guess that unlike Jesus, some people don't like to "hang out" in the literal sense, using nails as an adjunct.
Please don’t bring Trump into this. To compare Rhino McCain and Jesus is total blasphemy [emoji1317][emoji631][emoji1317]