roomy
The Natural
- Apr 22, 2006
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I can feel my arms bending at the wrist and becoming very floppy Have I caught gayness?I have even started rolling my eyes whilst turning my head slightly and lisping "Listhen to her" (flicking my hand upward in the direction of the big butch man).I may grow a handlebar moustache and start wearing tight leather jeans and waistcoat.I am still not convinced about putting my dick into a mans arsehole though, maybe in time?Once it becomes legal for gays to marry we will all probably try being gay at least once :kiss2:
Wait a minute, it is legal here in England, why have'nt I got the urge for homosexual sex?I am a proper lesbian though, does that count as being gay/ or is it only man/man stuff, got that wrong as well,I am a man who likes women, thats not being a lesbian, that's normal, isn't it? I should tell my cousin, the lesbian one who recently went through a ceremony with her partner that they are both abnormal, you wouldn't think it to look at them or talk to them, but they must be, they must be insane for not wanting to have sex with us big hard macho men, right?Then there is my nephew, what an abnormal disgusting perverted homosexual he is, these horrors should be born pink so they can be dealt with at birth, Eh?Listen to this though, lol, he's a fucking hairdresser, lol, how stereotypical is that.The trouble is, he is such a nice, loving lad, I can't bring myself to despise him or his lifestyle, am I abnormal?Does anyone know of any homophobe classes I could go to?Maybe if I hang around here long enough, EH?
Wait a minute, it is legal here in England, why have'nt I got the urge for homosexual sex?I am a proper lesbian though, does that count as being gay/ or is it only man/man stuff, got that wrong as well,I am a man who likes women, thats not being a lesbian, that's normal, isn't it? I should tell my cousin, the lesbian one who recently went through a ceremony with her partner that they are both abnormal, you wouldn't think it to look at them or talk to them, but they must be, they must be insane for not wanting to have sex with us big hard macho men, right?Then there is my nephew, what an abnormal disgusting perverted homosexual he is, these horrors should be born pink so they can be dealt with at birth, Eh?Listen to this though, lol, he's a fucking hairdresser, lol, how stereotypical is that.The trouble is, he is such a nice, loving lad, I can't bring myself to despise him or his lifestyle, am I abnormal?Does anyone know of any homophobe classes I could go to?Maybe if I hang around here long enough, EH?