JohnL.Burke
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PMZ woke with a start as he heard the mailbox slam shut. Rushing across the floor, dodging the yellowed carcasses of old issues of The Nation and Pravda, PMZ opened the front door quickly as his eyes darted back and forth to the sun drenched world where hid conservative nazi's who hungered for his downfall.
A smile became to emerge from the depths of PMZ's oily pool of facial ticks. "Yes", PMZ thought , "Soon, very soon, I will prove that Rush Limbaugh is a Nazi sympathizing lizard alien".
The Nazi sympathizing lizard alien theory had evolved ever since PMZ's brain surgery and butt lift. The thought had shone like a bright star flaring over a drab world.
In PMZ's shaky hand, folded neath anxious pudding stained fingers, was the TV GUIDE! This was PMZ's ammunition against the nazi lizard people who now owned the GOP, Fox News and Miley Cyrus. In these pages were people who knew the real story of the cryogenically unfrozen nazi lizard hoards that grew in ranks everyday. Names like Christ Mathews, Racheal Maddow and Big Bird swam in PMZ's memory as those who could be trusted. Those who told the truth about a world ... FULL OF LIES!
PMZ closed his bathrobe tight while drawing the curtains as a way of protecting himself from nazi eyes most assuredly watching him now.
The light from the tv splashed the dark living room with sporadic shades of green. PMZ's eyes were fixated on the vastly unknown MSNBC personality lineup. Sometimes, when PMZ listened extra hard and squinted his eyes, he could tell what the tv was REALLY saying. Yes, Racheal Maddow new about the nazi lizard people. PMZ was certain of this by the way Maddow hid her fear like a professional midget bullfighter. Soon, the whole world would know. Till then though, PMZ would stand as a sentinel before the gates of nazi hell, warning the good citizenry about the Fox News Reich and it's lizard alien supporters.
Upon the coffee table was a half eaten strawberry poptart. Within the processed strawberry pulp was a small receiver sending information to a man down the street covered in a fedora and raincoat. The man whispered something in his cufflink and began to walk away... his lizard tail tattooed with a swastika was barely noticeable as a heavy rain began to saturate an innocent and naive city.
A smile became to emerge from the depths of PMZ's oily pool of facial ticks. "Yes", PMZ thought , "Soon, very soon, I will prove that Rush Limbaugh is a Nazi sympathizing lizard alien".
The Nazi sympathizing lizard alien theory had evolved ever since PMZ's brain surgery and butt lift. The thought had shone like a bright star flaring over a drab world.
In PMZ's shaky hand, folded neath anxious pudding stained fingers, was the TV GUIDE! This was PMZ's ammunition against the nazi lizard people who now owned the GOP, Fox News and Miley Cyrus. In these pages were people who knew the real story of the cryogenically unfrozen nazi lizard hoards that grew in ranks everyday. Names like Christ Mathews, Racheal Maddow and Big Bird swam in PMZ's memory as those who could be trusted. Those who told the truth about a world ... FULL OF LIES!
PMZ closed his bathrobe tight while drawing the curtains as a way of protecting himself from nazi eyes most assuredly watching him now.
The light from the tv splashed the dark living room with sporadic shades of green. PMZ's eyes were fixated on the vastly unknown MSNBC personality lineup. Sometimes, when PMZ listened extra hard and squinted his eyes, he could tell what the tv was REALLY saying. Yes, Racheal Maddow new about the nazi lizard people. PMZ was certain of this by the way Maddow hid her fear like a professional midget bullfighter. Soon, the whole world would know. Till then though, PMZ would stand as a sentinel before the gates of nazi hell, warning the good citizenry about the Fox News Reich and it's lizard alien supporters.
Upon the coffee table was a half eaten strawberry poptart. Within the processed strawberry pulp was a small receiver sending information to a man down the street covered in a fedora and raincoat. The man whispered something in his cufflink and began to walk away... his lizard tail tattooed with a swastika was barely noticeable as a heavy rain began to saturate an innocent and naive city.
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