Well I never had the pleasure of blowing in a breathylyzer at 2AM. So I bought one to see what it is all about

[Hang on Sloopy]

DOT approved AlcoHawk

Let's see how my liver metabolizes

195 lbs. 6ft. Last ate at 2pm

5 bloody Mary drinks with 3 oz of Absolute. 15oz

First drink now at 4:30

Please drink responsibly.

Will report after about half hour after finishing each drink

 

[Concerned American]

DOT approved AlcoHawk
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Let's see how my liver metabolizes

195 lbs. 6ft. Last ate at 2pm

5 bloody Mary drinks with 3 oz of Absolute. 15oz

First drink now at 4:30

Please drink responsibly.

Will report after about half hour after finishing each drink

HaHaHa, looks like you passed out after the first post. LOL, must be good stuff or you're a cheap drunk.

 

[JGalt]

I could have used that last night. No more drunk-posting for me.

 

[Turtlesoup]

Hang on----I did enjoy your human Guinea Pig story---but it was a bit to short.

 

[Concerned American]

I could have used that last night. No more drunk-posting for me.

You sounded like you were having a good time. LOL

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

I could have used that last night. No more drunk-posting for me.

You wake up and look in the AM.....................OMG I said that....lololol

We've all been there.Should be a drunk button to delay posting until the next day

 

[JGalt]

I could have used that last night. No more drunk-posting for me.

You sounded like you were having a good time. LOL

Probably was, but I had to get up at 3 AM to check and see what all I fucked up. Apparently nothing, so I'm getting better at that.

 

[Manonthestreet]

Doesn't matter, traffic stops are racist so drunk drive to your hearts content.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

DOT approved AlcoHawk
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Let's see how my liver metabolizes

195 lbs. 6ft. Last ate at 2pm

5 bloody Mary drinks with 3 oz of Absolute. 15oz

First drink now at 4:30

Please drink responsibly.

Will report after about half hour after finishing each drink

No I haven't passed out....lolol

Learning curve using this. I just blew a .08 after fully consuming 2 3 shot drinks in about 75 minutes and working on the third.

The tolerances on this device is plus/minus .01. If you live in a state where .06 is legally drunk, you're fucked.....08 isn't too much....................BUT, people tolerate alkihol differently, so .08 is enough to fuck something up................This is like a science project...lol

I definitely feel something. Nothing drastic but I know my reflexes are different

Talk to you in about an hour

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

DOT approved AlcoHawk
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Let's see how my liver metabolizes

195 lbs. 6ft. Last ate at 2pm

5 bloody Mary drinks with 3 oz of Absolute. 15oz

First drink now at 4:30

Please drink responsibly.

Will report after about half hour after finishing each drink

No I haven't passed out....lolol

Learning curve using this. I just blew a .08 after fully consuming 2 3 shot drinks in about 75 minutes and working on the third.

The tolerances on this device is plus/minus .01. If you live in a state where .06 is legally drunk, you're fucked.....08 isn't too much....................BUT, people tolerate alkihol differently, so .08 is enough to fuck something up................This is like a science project...lol

I definitely feel something. Nothing drastic but I know my reflexes are different

Talk to you in about an hour

Finished with my 3rd, 3 shot drink and just started the 4th

I just blew a 1.6, so I doubled in just one hour. I feel good and somewhat affected. Though I wouldn't operate any machinery now, It wouldn't be that difficult with concentration

 

[Concerned American]

DOT approved AlcoHawk
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Let's see how my liver metabolizes

195 lbs. 6ft. Last ate at 2pm

5 bloody Mary drinks with 3 oz of Absolute. 15oz

First drink now at 4:30

Please drink responsibly.

Will report after about half hour after finishing each drink

No I haven't passed out....lolol

Learning curve using this. I just blew a .08 after fully consuming 2 3 shot drinks in about 75 minutes and working on the third.

The tolerances on this device is plus/minus .01. If you live in a state where .06 is legally drunk, you're fucked.....08 isn't too much....................BUT, people tolerate alkihol differently, so .08 is enough to fuck something up................This is like a science project...lol

I definitely feel something. Nothing drastic but I know my reflexes are different

Talk to you in about an hour

Finished with my 3rd. 3 shot drink and just started the 4th

I just blew a 1.6, so I doubled in just one hour. I feel good and somewhat affected. Though I wouldn't operate any machinery now, It wouldn't be that difficult with concentration

Well, you're not slurring your typing yet. LOL

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

DOT approved AlcoHawk
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Let's see how my liver metabolizes

195 lbs. 6ft. Last ate at 2pm

5 bloody Mary drinks with 3 oz of Absolute. 15oz

First drink now at 4:30

Please drink responsibly.

Will report after about half hour after finishing each drink

No I haven't passed out....lolol

Learning curve using this. I just blew a .08 after fully consuming 2 3 shot drinks in about 75 minutes and working on the third.

The tolerances on this device is plus/minus .01. If you live in a state where .06 is legally drunk, you're fucked.....08 isn't too much....................BUT, people tolerate alkihol differently, so .08 is enough to fuck something up................This is like a science project...lol

I definitely feel something. Nothing drastic but I know my reflexes are different

Talk to you in about an hour

Finished with my 3rd. 3 shot drink and just started the 4th

I just blew a 1.6, so I doubled in just one hour. I feel good and somewhat affected. Though I wouldn't operate any machinery now, It wouldn't be that difficult with concentration

Well, you're not slurring your typing yet. LOL

Lol.Correction on last post, .16, not 1.6 which would kill a bear...lol

12 shots over 4 hours and I blew a .21. So I'm almost 3 times the limit. Usually this is my limit but I'm on my 5th and should end with 15 shots without eating since around 2. This is for a science project. Believe me, tomato juice is a meal...lol

I could drive if I had to. Use all turn signals. Go the speed limit. Don't change lanes to get attention...lol

 

[Concerned American]

DOT approved AlcoHawk
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Let's see how my liver metabolizes

195 lbs. 6ft. Last ate at 2pm

5 bloody Mary drinks with 3 oz of Absolute. 15oz

First drink now at 4:30

Please drink responsibly.

Will report after about half hour after finishing each drink

No I haven't passed out....lolol

Learning curve using this. I just blew a .08 after fully consuming 2 3 shot drinks in about 75 minutes and working on the third.

The tolerances on this device is plus/minus .01. If you live in a state where .06 is legally drunk, you're fucked.....08 isn't too much....................BUT, people tolerate alkihol differently, so .08 is enough to fuck something up................This is like a science project...lol

I definitely feel something. Nothing drastic but I know my reflexes are different

Talk to you in about an hour

Finished with my 3rd. 3 shot drink and just started the 4th

I just blew a 1.6, so I doubled in just one hour. I feel good and somewhat affected. Though I wouldn't operate any machinery now, It wouldn't be that difficult with concentration

Well, you're not slurring your typing yet. LOL

Lol.Correction on last post, .16, not 1.6 which would kill a bear...lol

12 shots over 4 hours and I blew a .21. So I'm almost 3 times the limit. Usually this is my limit but I'm on my 5th and should end with 15 shots without eating since around 2. This is for a science project. Believe me, tomato juice is a meal...lol

I could drive if I had to. Use all turn signals. Go the speed limit. Don't change lanes to get attention...lol

You should try it with 100 proof Smirnoff tomorrow. LOL

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

DOT approved AlcoHawk
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Let's see how my liver metabolizes

195 lbs. 6ft. Last ate at 2pm

5 bloody Mary drinks with 3 oz of Absolute. 15oz

First drink now at 4:30

Please drink responsibly.

Will report after about half hour after finishing each drink

No I haven't passed out....lolol

Learning curve using this. I just blew a .08 after fully consuming 2 3 shot drinks in about 75 minutes and working on the third.

The tolerances on this device is plus/minus .01. If you live in a state where .06 is legally drunk, you're fucked.....08 isn't too much....................BUT, people tolerate alkihol differently, so .08 is enough to fuck something up................This is like a science project...lol

I definitely feel something. Nothing drastic but I know my reflexes are different

Talk to you in about an hour

Finished with my 3rd. 3 shot drink and just started the 4th

I just blew a 1.6, so I doubled in just one hour. I feel good and somewhat affected. Though I wouldn't operate any machinery now, It wouldn't be that difficult with concentration

Well, you're not slurring your typing yet. LOL

Lol.Correction on last post, .16, not 1.6 which would kill a bear...lol

12 shots over 4 hours and I blew a .21. So I'm almost 3 times the limit. Usually this is my limit but I'm on my 5th and should end with 15 shots without eating since around 2. This is for a science project. Believe me, tomato juice is a meal...lol

I could drive if I had to. Use all turn signals. Go the speed limit. Don't change lanes to get attention...lol

You should try it with 100 proof Smirnoff tomorrow. LOL

Lol ...I'm at .24 twice, so this is the max...........Pretty lit but can still type. lol.Will check before i sign out