Welcome To America

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Emmett, Feb 21, 2006.

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    We have a few rules here so as to assure everyone's mutual harmony:

    No playing TAG!!!! It makes children feel unsafe.
    No Dodgeball.
    You must walk with the football.
    No praying!!!!!
    No reciting the Pledge of Alliegence in front of others as it may hurt someones feelings!
    Do not make fun of our faggots as they may sue you and win an award so large you won't believe it!
    No spanking your children, this is child abuse. You may moleste one if you like but a slight penalty will be incured.
    NO GUNS!!!!!!
    NO SMOKING!!!!!!
    You may drink and drive but if you kill someone you will go to jail for several months, if you are caught with pot you get 10 years!
    You may call our president anything you like in public, as a matter of fact you will see that done every day!
    If you get pregnat that is fine but if you decide to abort you must stab the child right after it is born, we call that partial birth abortion here.
    Only horrible sounding Democrats mazy sing our national anthem in public. It is against the laws to sing it in key here!
    UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU TO WISH A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ANYONE, we say Happy Holidays now!
    If you get a job thaT PAYS WELL be prepared to surrender alot of what you eARn to our government so we can give it to someone who does not work. (they may be too busy working on their Lincoln Navigator to have a job)
    You may burn our flag in public if you like!


    Thank You and enjoy your stay here, yhou may stay as long as you like even if you are not registered with our immigration service. Please stop off at one of our hospital facilties if you get a headache or something and we will be happy to give you free medical care.
     

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