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  1. Dan
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    The numbers are off because I edited some of the questions out. Sorry!


    YOUR NAME
    (1) The singular boring question: What is your name?

    (2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?

    (3) Would you name a child of yours after you?

    (4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?

    (5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

    (6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?

    HUMOR
    (13) How easy is it to make you laugh?

    (14) What person you know makes you laugh the most?

    (15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?

    (16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?

    (17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?

    (18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?

    MUSIC
    (19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?

    (20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?

    (21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?

    (22) What song(s) are constantly in your head?

    (23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?

    (24)If u were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s)would you use?

    (25)If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s)would you hope he or she used?

    FOOD
    (31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?

    (32) What's your favorite kind of cheese?

    (33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?

    (34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?

    (35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?

    COMPUTERS
    (36) Mac or PC?

    (37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?

    (38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?

    (39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?

    (40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?

    THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
    (41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?

    (42) What do you love most about the other gender?

    (43) What do you dislike most about the other gender?

    (44) What do you understand least about the other gender?

    NUMBERS
    (52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?

    (53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?

    (54) Do you know your Social Security Number?

    (55) Do you know your IP address?

    (56) Do you know what an IP address is?

    (57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?

    (58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?

    (59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?

    (60) What do you think of pi?

    POSSESSIONS
    (71) What is your favorite possession?

    (72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most?

    (73) How badly do you want it?

    (74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?

    THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
    (92) Would you like to be cloned?

    (93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it?

    (94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

    THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
    (100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them?

    (101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know?

    HAVE YOU EVER
    117. Liked someone way older than you:
    118. Liked someone way younger than you:
    119. Broken a Bone:
    120. Had Surgery:
    121. Talked to Strangers:
    122. Ran Away From Home:
    123. Did the opposite your parents told you to do/not to do:
    124. Sang in public:
    125. Worn a Dress:
    126. Worn a Tie:
    127. Worn a Suit:
    128. Gotten in to a physical fight:
    129. Hurt someone emotionally:
    130. Hurt someone physically:
    131. Made someone cry:
    132. Said you loved someone:
    133. Said you hated someone:
    134. Talked to a stuffed animal:
    135. Talked to yourself:
    137. Danced in public:
     
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    YOUR NAME

    (3) Would you name a child of yours after you? NO
    HUMOR
    (13) How easy is it to make you laugh? FAIRLY EASY

    (14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? TOO MANY

    (15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? ONLY IF THEY'RE FUNNY

    (16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? IF I CAN REMEMBER THEM

    (18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?
    I APPRECIATE HUMOR & WIT--I'M NOT FUNNY
    MUSIC
    (19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?SOMETIMES

    (20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? EASIER TO NAME THE ONES I lLIKE

    (23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?SULTRY BLUES

    (24)If u were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s)would you use? YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE OF MY LIFE/LOVE WILL KEEP US ALIVE

    (25)If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s)would you hope he or she used? CAN'T LIVE IF LIVING IS W/O YOU

    FOOD
    (31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? BOTH

    (32) What's your favorite kind of cheese?DON'T LIKE LIMBURGER

    (33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? I HATE THINGS THAT STINK

    (34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? NO

    (35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? I DON'T

    COMPUTERS
    (36) Mac or PC? PC

    (37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? ZIP

    (38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?SOMETIMES

    (39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?PROBABLY MORE OPEN

    (40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?NOPE

    THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
    (41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? NO

    (42) What do you love most about the other gender? WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE??

    (44) What do you understand least about the other gender? LOTS

    NUMBERS
    (52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? DEPENDS ON THE CONTEXT

    (53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? NO

    (54) Do you know your Social Security Number? YES

    (55) Do you know your IP address?
    (56) Do you know what an IP address is?
    I THINK SO

    (57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? YEP 1104

    (58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?
    (59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?
    YEP
    (60) What do you think of pi? I DON'T

    POSSESSIONS
    (71) What is your favorite possession? DON'T HAVE ONE--THEY'RE JUST THINGS. Since, I've tho't about this. It'd have to be my engagement ring.

    (72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most?
    (73) How badly do you want it?
    CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING OFF HAND
    (74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? NOPE

    THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
    (92) Would you like to be cloned? NO

    (93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? NOT PARTICULARLY


    THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
    (100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them?ALL THE TIME

    HAVE YOU EVER
    117. Liked someone way older than you:YEP
    118. Liked someone way younger than you:YEP
    119. Broken a Bone:NOPE
    120. Had Surgery:YEP
    121. Talked to Strangers: (STRANGER THAN WHAT?) YEP
    122. Ran Away From Home:NOT YET
    123. Did the opposite your parents told you to do/not to do:NOT TIL RECENT YEARS
    124. Sang in public:YEP
    125. Worn a Dress:YEP
    126. Worn a Tie:NOPE
    127. Worn a Suit:YEP
    128. Gotten in to a physical fight:NOPE

    129. Hurt someone emotionally:I DON'T KNOW

    130. Hurt someone physically:
    131. Made someone cry:
    JUST AN OCCASSIONAL SPANKING (that's kids)

    132. Said you loved someone:
    133. Said you hated someone:
    134. Talked to a stuffed animal:
    135. Talked to yourself:
    137. Danced in public:
    YEP
     
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    YOUR NAME
    (1) The singular boring question: What is your name?

    Dan

    (2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?

    I'm not sure, but my mom wanted to name me Jesse. I guess that would've worked if I was a girl or a boy.

    (3) Would you name a child of yours after you?

    Nah, prolly not.

    (4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?

    I'm not really sure. I don't think about names like that.

    (5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

    I get weird mispronunciations of my last name, but I ain't posting it here.

    (6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?

    No, I don't see "Dan" becoming a single name anytime soon.

    HUMOR
    (13) How easy is it to make you laugh?

    Fairly easy, depending on the mood I'm in.

    (14) What person you know makes you laugh the most?

    Cush or John.

    (15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?

    Oh, yeah.

    (16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?

    Yeah, of course.

    (17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?

    Pubes
    Turd
    "can" when referring to a toilet

    (18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?

    I'm not so vain that I would venture to answer that.

    MUSIC
    (19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?

    Ahhhhhhh, no. Yes.

    (20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?

    Too many to count, but that new Jessica Simpson song is up there.

    (21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?

    Ummm, some Spanish songs I guess? Even though I like them, I don't feel like I "get" Radiohead's lyrics as well as I could.

    (22) What song(s) are constantly in your head?

    Lately, MC Chris's "Hijack"

    (23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?

    These questions are always hard for me. Right now I'll say Green Day's "Jesus of Suburbia", but I could name a thousand others.

    (24)If u were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s)would you use?

    Bruce Springsteen "Land of Hopes and Dreams"

    or

    Death Cab For Cutie "Transatlanticism"

    (25)If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s)would you hope he or she used?

    I don't know. The same as above, I guess?

    FOOD
    (31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?

    taste

    (32) What's your favorite kind of cheese?
    I love provolone and mozarella. I also like swiss and cheddar (as long as it's not too sharp)

    (33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?

    I like cheese?

    (34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?

    Eventually, though not immediately.

    (35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?

    Sometimes, yeah, but only if I think about it.

    COMPUTERS
    (36) Mac or PC?

    PC

    (37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?

    as long as it works

    (38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?

    No, though I do like text messaging a lot

    (39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?

    No

    (40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?

    Never used eBay, honestly

    THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
    (41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?

    Not really, no. I think men got it easier than women, honestly.

    (42) What do you love most about the other gender?

    Physically? Eyes.

    (43) What do you dislike most about the other gender?

    Ummm, when girls are really stuck-up, I don't like that.

    (44) What do you understand least about the other gender?

    EVERYTHING!

    NUMBERS
    (52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?

    Depends on the context

    (53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?

    Nope

    (54) Do you know your Social Security Number?

    Yeah, you gotta use it all the time in college

    (55) Do you know your IP address?

    Nope

    (56) Do you know what an IP address is?

    Vaguely

    (57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?

    Nope

    (58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?

    Oh, yeah

    (59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?

    No, I've taken a couple philosophy classes, you learn to be able to think bigger.

    (60) What do you think of pi?

    Hell of a movie.

    POSSESSIONS
    (71) What is your favorite possession?

    Definitely my guitars

    (72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most?

    Jessica Alba

    (73) How badly do you want it?

    Pretty badly

    (74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?

    Yes. I wonder if anyone got that joke.

    THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
    (92) Would you like to be cloned?

    Hell no

    (93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it?

    Yeah, definitely

    (94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

    Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening

    THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
    (100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them?

    Not recently enough

    (101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know?

    I dunno.

    HAVE YOU EVER
    117. Liked someone way older than you: yes
    118. Liked someone way younger than you: yes
    119. Broken a Bone: no
    120. Had Surgery: well, toe surgery
    121. Talked to Strangers: yes
    122. Ran Away From Home: nope
    123. Did the opposite your parents told you to do/not to do: who hasn't?
    124. Sang in public: I don't think so
    125. Worn a Dress: no
    126. Worn a Tie: yeah, a few times
    127. Worn a Suit: once, I think.
    128. Gotten in to a physical fight: nope
    129. Hurt someone emotionally: yeah
    130. Hurt someone physically: accidentally
    131. Made someone cry: not that I know of
    132. Said you loved someone: to their face? about a day.
    133. Said you hated someone: to their face? Very long time ago. Behind their back? very recently.
    134. Talked to a stuffed animal: when I was a kid, yeah
    135. Talked to yourself: yeah
    137. Danced in public: yeah
     
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    YOUR NAME
    (1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Jeff

    (2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Don't know. I would have chosen Jennifer.

    (3) Would you name a child of yours after you? Yes... but my wife won't let me.

    (4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Aaron, probably.

    (5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? It's hard to mispronounce Jeff.

    (6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? No.

    HUMOR
    (13) How easy is it to make you laugh? Easy.

    (14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Darin.

    (15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Occasionally.

    (16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? Occasionally.

    (17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? "There's no harmony in Ab (A flat)." - a quote from a bandmate

    (18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? I have some good witticisms on occasion, but none come to mind.

    MUSIC
    (19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? Not really.

    (20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? "Gangstas and Thugs"

    (21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? "Informer" by Snow

    (22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? Lots of them.

    (23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? "Three Little Birds" by Bob Marley

    (24)If u were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s)would you use? I'd make one up. Alternately, Eric Clapton's "Wonderful Tonight."

    (25)If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s)would you hope he or she used? Never thought about it.

    FOOD
    (31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste

    (32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? Provolone

    (33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? absolutely nothing

    (34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? I don't eat it in the first place.

    (35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? hell no!

    COMPUTERS
    (36) Mac or PC? PC

    (37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? Moderately.

    (38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? Not really... phone is more efficient.

    (39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? yes.

    (40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? No.

    THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
    (41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? yes but only for a limited time.

    (42) What do you love most about the other gender? :boobies:

    (43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? The monthly cycle.

    (44) What do you understand least about the other gender? Emotional surges.

    NUMBERS
    (52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? no

    (53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? no

    (54) Do you know your Social Security Number? yes

    (55) Do you know your IP address? yes

    (56) Do you know what an IP address is? yes

    (57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? yes

    (58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? no

    (59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? infinity as a concept, yes, but not as a number.

    (60) What do you think of pi? That's an irrational question (ha ha ha)!

    POSSESSIONS
    (71) What is your favorite possession? USMA ring

    (72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? A nice bass head and cabinet.

    (73) How badly do you want it? Pretty bad.

    (74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? No

    THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
    (92) Would you like to be cloned? no

    (93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? yes

    (94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? thunderbolts and lightning...

    THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
    (100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? this morning

    (101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? What a great guy I am.

    HAVE YOU EVER
    117. Liked someone way older than you: yes
    118. Liked someone way younger than you: yes
    119. Broken a Bone:yes
    120. Had Surgery: no
    121. Talked to Strangers: yes
    122. Ran Away From Home: no
    123. Did the opposite your parents told you to do/not to do: occasionally
    124. Sang in public: yes
    125. Worn a Dress: no
    126. Worn a Tie:yes
    127. Worn a Suit:yes
    128. Gotten in to a physical fight: yes
    129. Hurt someone emotionally:yes
    130. Hurt someone physically: yes
    131. Made someone cry: yes
    132. Said you loved someone: yes
    133. Said you hated someone: yes
    134. Talked to a stuffed animal: not since I was little
    135. Talked to yourself: yes
    137. Danced in public:yes
     

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