Virginity!

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I'm still waiting. Yes, I am married and have a son. My wife tells me that it is perfectly normal to be a biological father and still be a virgin in wedlock for over 10 years.

Maybe one day. I'm targeting June 12, 2013.

You need a second wife. Make the second one a nympho, though...

That may cause both of his wives to kick him outta the bedroom.
 
I'm still waiting. Yes, I am married and have a son. My wife tells me that it is perfectly normal to be a biological father and still be a virgin in wedlock for over 10 years.

Maybe one day. I'm targeting June 12, 2013.

Uh, you do know, according to some in your club, "The Illuminati"-the World is going to end in 2012....so I guess you'll die a virgin Toro, so sorry!
 
I'm still waiting. Yes, I am married and have a son. My wife tells me that it is perfectly normal to be a biological father and still be a virgin in wedlock for over 10 years.

Maybe one day. I'm targeting June 12, 2013.

You need a second wife. Make the second one a nympho, though...

There's a great Bud Light ad from a few years back when a guy is given three wishes, so he wishes for two wives who proceed to nag him, only both at once instead of just one wife doing so. The next shot is of the two wives gone and the guy has a dog and case of Bud Light in place of his wives.

Great commercial.
 
How old were you when you lost it?


I was 18, it was Tim C., my boyfriend of over a year.


Meh............

18... try 11.. :eusa_eh:

Dude.. Extra long showers because you just discovered it grows when you touch it is NOT losing your virginity.:eusa_whistle:

Wasn't me that was touching it...

Pale Rider said:
Girls name withheld, we found her old mans stash of porn, and acted out a picture of two people fucking... we weren't sure what we were doing, but it was fun.

We were neighbors, in McFarland, Wisconsin, and this girl turned out to be a nymph, and quite a hot looking blonde... how lucky could I get? ... :lol:
 
How old were you when you lost it?


I was 18, it was Tim C., my boyfriend of over a year.


Meh............

18... try 11.. :eusa_eh:

Girls name withheld, we found her old mans stash of porn, and acted out a picture of two people fucking... we weren't sure what we were doing, but it was fun.


TOO MUCH INFORMATION

God damn dude, you are a weird mother effer. I didn't need to read that shit on a sunday morning. How do you function in life, if you don't know what is socially appropriate to share with complete strangers. I don't want to read about how much you enjoyed banging an 11 year old girl. God damn, keep that shit to yourself.
 
How old were you when you lost it?


I was 18, it was Tim C., my boyfriend of over a year.


Meh............

18... try 11.. :eusa_eh:

Girls name withheld, we found her old mans stash of porn, and acted out a picture of two people fucking... we weren't sure what we were doing, but it was fun.


TOO MUCH INFORMATION

God damn dude, you are a weird mother effer. I didn't need to read that shit on a sunday morning. How do you function in life, if you don't know what is socially appropriate to share with complete strangers. I don't want to read about how much you enjoyed banging an 11 year old girl. God damn, keep that shit to yourself.



Apparently, Agnaposte or whatever the f his name is likes reading about eleven year old girls geting banged. Agnapost gave me a neg rep for this. :lol::lol:


fuck off punk.
 
Apparently, Agnaposte or whatever the f his name is likes reading about eleven year old girls geting banged. Agnapost gave me a neg rep for this. :lol::lol:

fuck off punk.

:rofl:

You think your dumb ass can tell me what to do, Dead Spawn? You were appropriately negged because of your hypocrisy; you were wailing a mere six months ago when I adopted an ideological stance that you dislike, and here you are cracking routine jokes about "eleven year old girls getting banged." Now stop squealing like a little bitch and accept your damn neg. :lol:
 
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How old were you when you lost it?


I was 18, it was Tim C., my boyfriend of over a year.


Meh............

18... try 11.. :eusa_eh:

Girls name withheld, we found her old mans stash of porn, and acted out a picture of two people fucking... we weren't sure what we were doing, but it was fun.


TOO MUCH INFORMATION

God damn dude, you are a weird mother effer. I didn't need to read that shit on a sunday morning. How do you function in life, if you don't know what is socially appropriate to share with complete strangers. I don't want to read about how much you enjoyed banging an 11 year old girl. God damn, keep that shit to yourself.

um dude, if you dont want to hear about people losing their virginity on sunday mornings, dont read the threads about it... Seems like the only person to blame for your problem is you.

And last I checked, he said he was 11. Never mentioned how old she was.
 
How old were you when you lost it?


I was 18, it was Tim C., my boyfriend of over a year.


Meh............

18... try 11.. :eusa_eh:

Girls name withheld, we found her old mans stash of porn, and acted out a picture of two people fucking... we weren't sure what we were doing, but it was fun.


TOO MUCH INFORMATION

God damn dude, you are a weird mother effer. I didn't need to read that shit on a sunday morning. How do you function in life, if you don't know what is socially appropriate to share with complete strangers. I don't want to read about how much you enjoyed banging an 11 year old girl. God damn, keep that shit to yourself.

Hey, you maggot eating, purple dicked, puss sacked, mother fucker.... the thread was about when people lost their mother fucking virginity. If the honesty in this thread bothers your little catholic nun ass, THEN DON'T FUCKING READ IT ya jacked off, turd licking, sons a bitch.

And we were the SAME AGE MORON, and it was HER IDEA! So take your scummy self indignation and shove it up your pig dick fucked ass, shit stain.
 
How old were you when you lost it?


I was 18, it was Tim C., my boyfriend of over a year.


Meh............

18... try 11.. :eusa_eh:

Girls name withheld, we found her old mans stash of porn, and acted out a picture of two people fucking... we weren't sure what we were doing, but it was fun.


TOO MUCH INFORMATION

God damn dude, you are a weird mother effer. I didn't need to read that shit on a sunday morning. How do you function in life, if you don't know what is socially appropriate to share with complete strangers. I don't want to read about how much you enjoyed banging an 11 year old girl. God damn, keep that shit to yourself.



Pole Rider's neg rep:lol:

Fuck off you filthy, low rent piece of maggot infested pig shit.

:lol:

Dude, normal people don't want the details of you watching porno with eleven year olds, and banging them. You could have left that shit out of it.


Keep those details to yourself you fucking twat.
 
18... try 11.. :eusa_eh:

Girls name withheld, we found her old mans stash of porn, and acted out a picture of two people fucking... we weren't sure what we were doing, but it was fun.


TOO MUCH INFORMATION

God damn dude, you are a weird mother effer. I didn't need to read that shit on a sunday morning. How do you function in life, if you don't know what is socially appropriate to share with complete strangers. I don't want to read about how much you enjoyed banging an 11 year old girl. God damn, keep that shit to yourself.



Pole Rider's neg rep:lol:

Fuck off you filthy, low rent piece of maggot infested pig shit.

:lol:

Dude, normal people don't want the details of you watching porno with eleven year olds, and banging them. You could have left that shit out of it.


Keep those details to yourself you fucking twat.

Do you really think he said he f***ked an 11 year old? Or are you just looking for a fight? If the later, have at it. If the former, it's easily explainable if you read it correctly.

EZ said she lost her virginity at 18. Pale's reply was more "18? Pfft! I was 11."
 
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it was awesome. we were both virgins. we had no clue what we were doing, but it was fucking magical. afterwards, we were so buzzed on the experience we stayed up till almost 4 am....well, the coffee shop at midnight helped with coffee and pancakes.....
 
18... try 11.. :eusa_eh:

Girls name withheld, we found her old mans stash of porn, and acted out a picture of two people fucking... we weren't sure what we were doing, but it was fun.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION

God damn dude, you are a weird mother effer. I didn't need to read that shit on a sunday morning. How do you function in life, if you don't know what is socially appropriate to share with complete strangers. I don't want to read about how much you enjoyed banging an 11 year old girl. God damn, keep that shit to yourself.

Pale Rider's neg rep:lol:

Fuck off you filthy, low rent piece of maggot infested pig shit.

:lol:

Dude, normal people don't want the details of you watching porno with eleven year olds, and banging them. You could have left that shit out of it.

Keep those details to yourself you fucking twat.
Thank you for posting that Red Cum, I said what I said because I knew you would. You simpleton morons are all so easily manipulated.

Now get your innocent little retard act the hell out of this thread if it bothers you so much, otherwise you have a new worst enemy on the board, and I don't forget real fast. Now you want to have a good time here, or do want me to dog your ass into every fucking thing you say around here and make it hell for you?

You're choice shit for brains.
 
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