Virginity!

[We Are They]

A few months shy of 14.

How old was the corpse?

Cutting a hole in a Playboy mag right between her legs doesn't count either.

 

[JBeukema]

A few months shy of 14.

How old was the corpse?

Don't be hatin' on the necro lovin'!

 

[Dis]

Dude.. Extra long showers because you just discovered it grows when you touch it is NOT losing your virginity.

It's mine and I can wash it as fast as I want to.

That was funny 4.5 years ago when Manu used it.

 

[Gunny]

A few months shy of 14.

How old was the 4th grader?

Fixed that for you.

 

[Xenophon]

They are not mutually exclusive.

 

[Gunny]

They are not mutually exclusive.

Ah ... touche.

 

[Agnapostate]

This from two guys who probably mounted a David Hasselhoff blow-up doll and a drugged-up steer, respectively.

 

[DamnYankee]

How old were you when you lost it?


I was 18, it was Tim C., my boyfriend of over a year.


Meh............

18... try 11..

Girls name withheld, we found her old mans stash of porn, and acted out a picture of two people fucking... we weren't sure what we were doing, but it was fun.

Dayum.... Don't kids play Spin the Bottle any more?

 

[DamnYankee]

Dude.. Extra long showers because you just discovered it grows when you touch it is NOT losing your virginity.

Oh, like you didn't laugh.

That was supposed to be more like a ^5, but I couldn't find one here.... LOL!

 

[DamnYankee]

So all you christians having sex outside of marriage? Aren't you all going to hell?

 

[JBeukema]

So all you christians having sex outside of marriage? Aren't you all going to hell?

ssshhh... christians hate to think...

 

[random3434]

I'll have you know the guy I lost my virginity to was studying to be a priest..the high school version! ( I think there is a class for high school age kids to attend in the Catholic Church who are thinking about becoming priests)

Anyhoo, he's now in sales in Chicago!

 

[jgbkab]

I'll have you know the guy I lost my virginity to was studying to be a priest..the high school version! ( I think there is a class for high school age kids to attend in the Catholic Church who are thinking about becoming priests)

Anyhoo, he's now in sales in Chicago!

You ruined his life! He probably was thinking little boys can't feel this good.

 

[random3434]

I'll have you know the guy I lost my virginity to was studying to be a priest..the high school version! ( I think there is a class for high school age kids to attend in the Catholic Church who are thinking about becoming priests)

Anyhoo, he's now in sales in Chicago!

You ruined his life! He probably was thinking little boys can't feel this good.

Ah, he wasn't Mr. Innocent-he also smoked pot and played the "devils music"-Rock and Roll!

 

[jgbkab]

I'll have you know the guy I lost my virginity to was studying to be a priest..the high school version! ( I think there is a class for high school age kids to attend in the Catholic Church who are thinking about becoming priests)

Anyhoo, he's now in sales in Chicago!

You ruined his life! He probably was thinking little boys can't feel this good.

Ah, he wasn't Mr. Innocent-he also smoked pot and played the "devils music"-Rock and Roll!

Only because you made him. Oh, that poor poor man!

 

[dilloduck]

You ruined his life! He probably was thinking little boys can't feel this good.

Ah, he wasn't Mr. Innocent-he also smoked pot and played the "devils music"-Rock and Roll!

Only because you made him. Oh, that poor poor man!

I lost my virginity several times--"yes baby--you're the first and only"

 

[JBeukema]

I'll have you know the guy I lost my virginity to was studying to be a priest..the high school version! ( I think there is a class for high school age kids to attend in the Catholic Church who are thinking about becoming priests)

Anyhoo, he's now in sales in Chicago!

I'll have you know the guy I lost my virginity to was studying to be a priest..the high school version! ( I think there is a class for high school age kids to attend in the Catholic Church who are thinking about becoming priests)

Anyhoo, he's now in sales in Chicago!

Not that good of a salesman, evidently. He couldn't sell religion, so he had to go somewhere else

You ruined his life! He probably was thinking little boys can't feel this good.

Ah, he wasn't Mr. Innocent-he also smoked pot and played the "devils music"-Rock and Roll!

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[JBeukema]

Or, if you prefer the more modern form...

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[Toro]

I'm still waiting. Yes, I am married and have a son. My wife tells me that it is perfectly normal to be a biological father and still be a virgin in wedlock for over 10 years.

Maybe one day. I'm targeting June 12, 2013.

 

[JBeukema]

I'm still waiting. Yes, I am married and have a son. My wife tells me that it is perfectly normal to be a biological father and still be a virgin in wedlock for over 10 years.

Maybe one day. I'm targeting June 12, 2013.

You need a second wife. Make the second one a nympho, though...