Violence & Coffee: Christian Humor

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Has Starbucks/capitalism imagination under TrumpUSA reoriented our perspective on social fitness?

Here's a modernism-traffic discussion between Racer-X and Mad-Hatter (two avatars representing socialization-consciousness!) about the contours of dystopian imagination.


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RACER-X: Starbucks imagination has created traffic humor.
MAD-HATTER: Sure, people like jokes about labor and laziness.
RACER-X: Consumerism-consciousness is a thing of active creativity.
MAD-HATTER: Yes, Burger King and eTrade offer both amenities and speed.
RACER-X: It takes creativity to make civilization work fast (and smoothly!).
MAD-HATTER: Capitalism is unique in its presentation of competition-ethos.
RACER-X: Competitive-thinking can impact our manner of art.
MAD-HATTER: Yes, film-makers and sculptors experiment with racetracks.
RACER-X: Countless people go to work in America with Starbucks coffee.
MAD-HATTER: Do you realize how many Americans carry mobile phones?
RACER-X: Does consumerism speed create urges to indulge in energy-fits?
MAD-HATTER: What's an 'energy-fit'?
RACER-X: An 'energy-fit' is a traffic created form of natural urge to 'race fast.'
MAD-HATTER: So Starbucks makes us all want to 'work fast.'
RACER-X: Coffee...creates industry!
MAD-HATTER: Everyone knows that.
RACER-X: Yes, but not everyone understands how Starbucks promotes Jesus.
MAD-HATTER: Why does Starbucks hype Christianity?
RACER-X: Every time you get an 'energy-buzz' from coffee, you remember patriotism.
MAD-HATTER: American consumerism does not always promote 'patriotism.'
RACER-X: After 9/11, the world realized anti-capitalism sentiments create vanity.
MAD-HATTER: Is Wal-Mart a vanity?

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