Video emerges of Trump lying under oath!

[DrLove]

After which, he kept right on lying about "American Carnage"

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—One day after Donald J. Trump offered to testify under oath for the special counsel, Robert Mueller, a newly discovered video of Trump lying under oath has sent shock waves through Washington.

In the video, which experts believe was recorded approximately one year ago, Trump places his left hand on a Bible and raises his right hand before uttering a stream of falsehoods.

“The video shows him lying in front of what appears to be a substantial number of witnesses, including his wife and a Supreme Court Justice,” Davis Logsdon, a professor at the University of Minnesota Law School, said. “It does raise questions about what, exactly, testifying under oath means to him.”

At the office of the special counsel, Mueller’s team was reportedly considering having Trump swear on something that was more meaningful to him than the Bible, such as a rolled-up copy of Forbes.

But, while Washington mulled the implications of the explosive video, the White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, questioned the authenticity of the video itself. “The person in this video is not the President of the United States,” she said.​

Video Emerges of Trump Lying Under Oath

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Dumb.

 

[Pete7469]

After 24 years of endless lies from hitlery, her rapist husband and that meat puppet faggot, I don't see where bed wetters get some idea that anyone cares who they call a liar, a racist, or anything else.

 

[Pete7469]

Dumb.

Worse than dumb.

Weapons Grade Stupid.

Libturds are dangerously stupid and should be kept under supervision, away from voting booths, children, weapons, flammable or sharp things and well medicated.

It its for this reason I oppose keeping pot illegal, preventing libturd women from aborting their genetic garbage or going queer and disposing of their fluids in a manner that will not risk an increase in the population of moonbat parasites.

I realize this is in the satire section, but I am dead serious about the threat these pieces of shit are to western civilization.

 

[monkrules]

"Video emerges of Trump lying under oath!"


But trump crossed his heart when he promised he'd only lie under Vladimir...