PaintMyHouse
Diamond Member
- Banned
- #921
I true survival story. It's a wonder you aren't tied up right now being forced to watch the Will and Grace marathon. You have cheated death my friend.Three gay people rushed me when I was entering my house from my car yesterday. They were trying to force me to put on a pink shirt and teach me to swish. They told me that my eyebrows would be "adorable" if I plucked them. They were on their way to a screening of "Fried Green Tomatoes" and insisted that I come with them. I fought my way free by holding a picture of john Wayne in front of me. They countered that with a picture of Truman Capote. I thought that they would get the upper hand, but I was rescued by my next door neighbor who came over with his #2 driver, and with a menacing look, told them that he was looking for some balls to practice with.