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No premarital sex either, seems they have a fundamental issue with straight and gay.
Only those without genitals are permitted.
Hilarious.
Go to their website:
College of Arts & Sciences
Departments
- Communication Arts
- English and Modern Languages
- Christian Studies
- Academy of Aristaeus
- Liberal Arts
- Social Sciences
- Sociology & Psychology
- International Studies
- History & Political Science
That's what's listed under "Arts and Science". Fucking hilarious.
Now let's go to their Department of "Math and Science":
Natural Sciences
Look at what their "goals" are:
Goals
Natural Science students will assimilate knowledge of the natural sciences.
Natural Science students will develop skills necessary to apply knowledge of the natural sciences.
Natural Science students will develop skills necessary to maintain a current knowledge of natural science.
Natural Science students will develop skills necessary to communicate and present scientific information effectively.
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Totally hilarious. Here, let me teach everything they teach in one paragraph.
Bees pollinate flowers. It rains. Rain makes plants grow. Some plants taste good especially with Ranch Dressing. Old food can make you sick. Germs are bad. Cows are good food too. Oceans are deep. Space is far away. Florida is closer than the moon even though we can see the moon, but not Florida. Some mysteries are never explained.
I love those Bible colleges. Institutions fraught with humor, a never ending source of "yuks". And in Georgia too. No wonder.
Hey, isn't that the state that scared away immigrant workers costing farmers up to a billion dollars? Oh, thank Gawd for good old "LIBERAL" education.
The arrogance, ignorance, and hate of the Christian right is remarkable in its hypocrisy.Don Dowless, the school's president, told WSBTV that teachers and administrators who don't sign the pledge could lose their jobs.
"I think that anybody that adheres to a lifestyle outside of what the biblical mandate is would not be allowed to continue here," Dowless told the station.
Hmm is that legal?
No premarital sex either, seems they have a fundamental issue with straight and gay.
Only those without genitals are permitted.
No. It sounds like they honor and respect the institution of marriage and expect their teachers to actually adhere to the values they profess to have.
Radical concepet nowadays.
Seems like the message is if they live their religion and expect others to, they are hateful, if they don't they are hypocrites. Either way they get screwed.
The arrogance, ignorance, and hate of the Christian right is remarkable in its hypocrisy.Don Dowless, the school's president, told WSBTV that teachers and administrators who don't sign the pledge could lose their jobs.
"I think that anybody that adheres to a lifestyle outside of what the biblical mandate is would not be allowed to continue here," Dowless told the station.
Hmm is that legal?
Unfortunately yes.
Yes, these employees should have to sign pledges that they will at least try being homosexual
If they accept no government funding - at all - they can do it.Hmm is that legal?
No way! He said that he is?Yes, these employees should have to sign pledges that they will at least try being homosexualThat's gay!!!
please say you're not really jewish.
pretty please.
No premarital sex either, seems they have a fundamental issue with straight and gay.
Only those without genitals are permitted.
No. It sounds like they honor and respect the institution of marriage and expect their teachers to actually adhere to the values they profess to have.
Radical concepet nowadays.
Seems like the message is if they live their religion and expect others to, they are hateful, if they don't they are hypocrites. Either way they get screwed.