University Makes Employees Sign Pledge Saying They Are Not Gay

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    Hilarious.

    Go to their website:

    College of Arts & Sciences

    Departments

    - Communication Arts
    - English and Modern Languages
    - Christian Studies
    - Academy of Aristaeus
    - Liberal Arts
    - Social Sciences
    - Sociology & Psychology
    - International Studies
    - History & Political Science

    That's what's listed under "Arts and Science". Fucking hilarious.

    Now let's go to their Department of "Math and Science":

    Natural Sciences

    Look at what their "goals" are:

    Goals

    Natural Science students will assimilate knowledge of the natural sciences.

    Natural Science students will develop skills necessary to apply knowledge of the natural sciences.

    Natural Science students will develop skills necessary to maintain a current knowledge of natural science.

    Natural Science students will develop skills necessary to communicate and present scientific information effectively.

    -----------------------------------------------

    Totally hilarious. Here, let me teach everything they teach in one paragraph.

    Bees pollinate flowers. It rains. Rain makes plants grow. Some plants taste good especially with Ranch Dressing. Old food can make you sick. Germs are bad. Cows are good food too. Oceans are deep. Space is far away. Florida is closer than the moon even though we can see the moon, but not Florida. Some mysteries are never explained.

    I love those Bible colleges. Institutions fraught with humor, a never ending source of "yuks". And in Georgia too. No wonder.

    Hey, isn't that the state that scared away immigrant workers costing farmers up to a billion dollars? Oh, thank Gawd for good old "LIBERAL" education.
     
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    No premarital sex either, seems they have a fundamental issue with straight and gay.



    Only those without genitals are permitted.
     
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    It is sad that these kids are not being taught how totally awesome homosexuality is.

    It's best to teach children about homosexuality in kindergarden anyways.
     
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    You mean like "flaming"? :lol:

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    is there a clause that says prison and bible camp dont count?
     
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    That's crazy. Everyone knows you can spot gays by just looking at them.

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    Hmm is that legal?
     

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