1. Give them a beer
2. Give them the remote
3. Give them some wings
4. Go shopping and leave them at home to play with themselves while doing all of the above. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Really? are we that simple? My remote is a 45 cal. semi automatic pistal. Can't use it in the house tho. Throw in some wings and beer you might have a point.
Wow! you must have a really tiny weenie?
I actually have one leg, but I walk like anyone who has two legs.