Understanding Men

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1. Give them a beer

2. Give them the remote

3. Give them some wings

4. Go shopping and leave them at home to play with themselves while doing all of the above. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
I agree with Jeff Foxworthy. Men only want two things. Men want a beer and we like to see something naked.
 
I never cared for the beer.

Now if the wings part means what I think it might....

We also need the illusion of being the boss, even though the smarter ones of us know we are not.
it is an ego thingy.
 
I never cared for the beer.

Now if the wings part means what I think it might....

We also need the illusion of being the boss, even though the smarter ones of us know we are not.
it is an ego thingy.

It means wings. The flappy things on chickens.
 
1. Give them a beer

I'll take some Merlot.



2. Give them the remote

Can I trade it in for an audiobook of 19th century literature?



3. Give them some wings

How about chavre with water crackers?



4. Go shopping and leave them at home to play with themselves while doing all of the above.

Shopping???

You can have it. Only fancy-men like to go shopping!

Hey I love to shop in a tool store and such like that.
A man can never have too many tools.
 
1. Give them a beer

2. Give them the remote

3. Give them some wings

4. Go shopping and leave them at home to play with themselves while doing all of the above. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

missed something there sweet pea....


a car...a fast one, with to much horsepower that uses to much gas.....and enough gas to get to a strip club. Oh, and a few dollar bills left over...okay, we're done here.
 
1. Give them a beer

2. Give them the remote

3. Give them some wings

4. Go shopping and leave them at home to play with themselves while doing all of the above. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

5. Give them food.

6. Give them clean clothes

7. Don't crash their cars with female driving art.

8. Sit in car as co-driver to learn how to drive.
 
1. Give them a beer

2. Give them the remote

3. Give them some wings

4. Go shopping and leave them at home to play with themselves while doing all of the above. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

5. Give them food.

6. Give them clean clothes

7. Don't crash their cars with female driving art.

8. Sit in car as co-driver to learn how to drive.

:D

no other comment on that one.
 
I am literally :lol:

I have been drinking beer, just fed the family wings I cooked on the grill while the wife was out shopping.

My wife has the remote though.

:lol:
 
1. Give them a beer

I'll take some Merlot.





Can I trade it in for an audiobook of 19th century literature?





How about chavre with water crackers?



4. Go shopping and leave them at home to play with themselves while doing all of the above.

Shopping???

You can have it. Only fancy-men like to go shopping!

Hey I love to shop in a tool store and such like that.
A man can never have too many tools.

Oh yeah. Tools.
 

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