Understanding Men

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    1. Give them a beer

    2. Give them the remote

    3. Give them some wings

    4. Go shopping and leave them at home to play with themselves while doing all of the above. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
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    pretty much. lol..
     
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    I agree with Jeff Foxworthy. Men only want two things. Men want a beer and we like to see something naked.
     
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    I never cared for the beer.

    Now if the wings part means what I think it might....

    We also need the illusion of being the boss, even though the smarter ones of us know we are not.
    it is an ego thingy.
     
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    It means wings. The flappy things on chickens.
     
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    That will only work 10 or 12 days out of the week.
     
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    I'll take some Merlot.



    Can I trade it in for an audiobook of 19th century literature?



    How about chavre with water crackers?



    Shopping???

    You can have it. Only fancy-men like to go shopping!
     
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    Ohh food ;)

    yep food is important.
     
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    Hey I love to shop in a tool store and such like that.
    A man can never have too many tools.
     
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    missed something there sweet pea....


    a car...a fast one, with to much horsepower that uses to much gas.....and enough gas to get to a strip club. Oh, and a few dollar bills left over...okay, we're done here.
     

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