Uh, Why?

[Madeline]

Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain! Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8" tall and fights for everything salty, greasy and meaty. Monsieur Tofu is 3-3/8" tall and represents all things made of coagulated soy milk. The winner gets eaten for dinner! Each vinyl figure has bendable arms and legs.

I'm confused. Who is this for -- kids whose parents disagree about their proper diets?

If there is a dearth of action figures this year, mayhaps we could suggest a few?

BP vs. the pelican?

 

[Ringel05]

Hey EZ! We've found the perfect Christmas gift for Mini EZ!!!!

 

[FreeSpirit]

Ha. They're being racist. Where is the Turkey BACON!?!!

 

[Blagger]

"It's another ploy by Jamie Oliver to get kids to boycott unhealthy food by siding with his Tofu rebellion.

McDonald's are counter-attacking by giving away .25 automatics with every happy meal.

Katie Couric - CBS News"

Jamie Oliver attempts to undermine corporate America - CBS

 

[random3434]

Hey EZ! We've found the perfect Christmas gift for Mini EZ!!!!

I'll get her this instead of the laptop.

What 15 year old wouldn't want one instead?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Hey EZ! We've found the perfect Christmas gift for Mini EZ!!!!

I'll get her this instead of the laptop.

What 15 year old wouldn't want one instead?

Can you send me the laptop instead?