Twin girls give press conference for Joe Biden

[Votto]

Washington DC - At a recent press conference with the media, Spokesperson Jeane Pierre was nowhere to be seen, and instead was replaced with two twin girls who stood ominously in a candy-cane-colored hallway.

"Merry Christmas," said the two girls in ghostly unison. "Hope your holiday season is going well"

"Sweet Jesus!" screamed a reporter, "It's the girls from the Shining!! I thought that was just a made-up movie but this shit is real!!"

"What have you done with Jeanne and the President?" gasped another reporter. Have you killed them?"

"Kill democrats?" said the two girls once more in a ghostly unison. "Why would we do that when they make our jobs so much easier? However, the President did make the mistake of trying to sniff our hair. Let's just say, he will never sniff again and leave it at that."

"I knew it!" screeched a third reporter. "The entire Biden administration has been nothing but another Steven King novel, God help us all!"

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

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Washington DC - At a recent press conference with the media, Spokesperson Jeane Pierre was nowhere to be seen, and instead was replaced with two twin girls who stood ominously in a candy-cane-colored hallway.

"Merry Christmas," said the two girls in ghostly unison. "Hope your holiday season is going well"

"Sweet Jesus!" screamed a reporter, "It's the girls from the Shining!! I thought that was just a made-up movie but this shit is real!!"

"What have you done with Jeanne and the President?" gasped another reporter. Have you killed them?"

"Kill democrats?" said the two girls once more in a ghostly unison. "Why would we do that when they make our jobs so much easier? However, the President did make the mistake of trying to sniff our hair. Let's just say, he will never sniff again and leave it at that."

"I knew it!" screeched a third reporter. "The entire Biden administration has been nothing but another Steven King novel, God help us all!"

the first thing joe would do is throw them in the shower

 

[mamooth]

Another fine example of why conservatives should never attempt humor. It just makes them look whiny, stupid and butthurt.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

Another fine example of why conservatives should never attempt humor. It just makes them look whiny, stupid and butthurt.

33% approval.lolol......dumb ass

 

[Oddball]

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Washington DC - At a recent press conference with the media, Spokesperson Jeane Pierre was nowhere to be seen, and instead was replaced with two twin girls who stood ominously in a candy-cane-colored hallway.

"Merry Christmas," said the two girls in ghostly unison. "Hope your holiday season is going well"

"Sweet Jesus!" screamed a reporter, "It's the girls from the Shining!! I thought that was just a made-up movie but this shit is real!!"

"What have you done with Jeanne and the President?" gasped another reporter. Have you killed them?"

"Kill democrats?" said the two girls once more in a ghostly unison. "Why would we do that when they make our jobs so much easier? However, the President did make the mistake of trying to sniff our hair. Let's just say, he will never sniff again and leave it at that."

"I knew it!" screeched a third reporter. "The entire Biden administration has been nothing but another Steven King novel, God help us all!"

Nancy & Hillary!

 

[Oddball]

Another fine example of why conservatives should never attempt humor. It just makes them look whiny, stupid and butthurt.

You're just pissed off that there wasn't a poop joke involved.

 

[mamooth]

See? Whiny and butthurt.

 

[Votto]

Another fine example of why conservatives should never attempt humor. It just makes them look whiny, stupid and butthurt.

I only post for you, you know that, right?

 

[MisterBeale]

Another fine example of why conservatives should never attempt humor. It just makes them look whiny, stupid and butthurt.

Well. . . . look on the bright side. . .

It could be worse. . .

 

[Votto]

You're just pissed off that there wasn't a poop joke involved.

 

[two_iron]

Laughing and pointing at shitlibs has become an international religion.

 

[MarathonMike]

Another fine example of why conservatives should never attempt humor. It just makes them look whiny, stupid and butthurt.

Being a Democrat minion requires forced removal of any sense of humor.

 

[badbob85037]

Nancy & Hillary!

The wicked witch of the left and the other wicked witch of the left. I would never try to be funny. Serious as a heart attack.