- Sep 22, 2013
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This is an eco-omen involving Soundwave (fictional espionage-geared robo-warrior from Hasbro's Transformers robotics-adventure franchise) and Swamp Thing (a comic book abomination representative of modern industrial pollution paranoia).
It's inspired by Bio-Dome and it's dedicated to TrumpUSA.
Signing off,
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A comic book fan named Alan decided to draw a homemade doodle of the fictional A.I. robot-warrior Soundwave (an espionage-geared evil soldier-robot). Alan used the artist-alias 'Abishai' (Biblical name of a relation of King David). Alan's neighbour Damien was also a comic book fan and a much more professional artist considering working for DC Comics. Damien decided to make a fancy colored-drawing of Swamp Thing (to sell). Alan/Abishai uploaded his Soundwave doodle on the Internet, while Damien tried to sell his Swamp Thing portrait to DC Comics.
Alan/Abishai and Damien were similar in appearance, both having red hair and hailing from Ireland. Alan's Soundwave drawing got a lot of positive feedback on the Internet, and DC Comics wanted to hire him for a special comic book festival about pedestrian contributions to comic book art. Damien was also invited to this comic book festival, so the two decided to dress in matching G.I. Joe (Hasbro/Marvel) comics-costumes, attending the festival as the fictional 'Cobra-agent' twin-agents Tomax and Xamot. People at the festival remarked on how Alan's doodle-rendition of Soundwave and Damien's professional-drawing of Swamp Thing reminded them of modernism/industrialization, and TIME magazine took a photo of Alan and Damien side-by-side for a special issue-article about industrialization-related art!
After some time, a psychopath modelling himself after Leatherface (the fictional chainsaw-wielding cannibal from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre horror-film franchise) read the TIME magazine article about Alan and Damien and their industrialization-related art and became interested in eco-terrorism concerns in 'TrumpUSA.' This psycho was named Thomas and he called himself 'Leatherface.' Thomas/Leatherface sent a notice to the New York Post which read that he would murder NYPD cops until President Trump made serious investments in eco-conscious politics. Thomas claimed his chainsaw/weapons were tools for 'eco-terrorism.' Well, an idealistic self-proclaimed vigilante named Ajay Satan read Thomas's notice to the Post (which got a lot of media attention --- even from the Trump Administration!) and decided to pursue Thomas/Leatherface. One year later, Ajay arrested Thomas and made the cover of TIME magazine himself! Alan/Abishai and Damien read about this daring crime-story and decided to contribute artistic works capturing this modernism justice-paranoia symbolic pedestrian tale. Alan and Damien's homemade portraits were once again featured in TIME magazine.
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Hasbro got a lot of Internet hits and comments about Soundwave (the original doodle that made Alan/Abishai pseudo-famous), and Transformers toys (especially Soundwave models) were flying off the shelves, as well as Ultra Magnus robot-models and Cyclonus robot-models. Suddenly, Transformers was a cult-phenomenon. Meanwhile, Damien started drawing many more portraits of Swamp Thing when Hollywood (USA) announced another film-adaptation of the comic book character (starring eco-activist celebrity/actor Leo DiCaprio!). Transformers and Swamp Thing were suddenly eco-imaginarium 'art-towers,' and President Trump asked himself, "Am I the right world-leader for this new era of 'modernism-industrialization paranoia politics'?" After all, Trump was a former casino-mogul and basically a humble 'capitalism musketeer' (not really a critic).
GOD: It's interesting how capitalism creates discourse.
SATAN: Yes, toys and modernism folklore abound!
GOD: That's thanks to industrialization and gadgets.
SATAN: People love WiFi, Netflix, video-games, and CNN.
GOD: Maybe comic books are the new 'street-poetry.'
SATAN: I think you're right, but will mankind appreciate such art?
GOD: I think humanity will be conscious of modernism labors...
SATAN: Are you referring to The Bionic Woman and Bio-Dome?
GOD: Yes, modernism-paranoia shows and movies symbolize social customs.
SATAN: Maybe Alan/Abishai and Damien will be considered 'cultural diplomats.'
GOD: Maybe journalists will liken them to Tomax and Xamot(!).
SATAN: It's great how comic books inspire all kinds of justice-daydreams.
GOD: What will President Trump make of all this new age intrigue?
SATAN: I'm sure he'll play some McDonald's Monopoly (prize-money game).
GOD: Consumerism is at an all-time high.
SATAN: If eco-politics does not keep pace, Earth will become a trash-can.
GOD: That's the concern, so let's not trouble mankind too much...
SATAN: I'll simply challenge men with the question, "Does commerce inspire diligence?"
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It's inspired by Bio-Dome and it's dedicated to TrumpUSA.
Signing off,
====
A comic book fan named Alan decided to draw a homemade doodle of the fictional A.I. robot-warrior Soundwave (an espionage-geared evil soldier-robot). Alan used the artist-alias 'Abishai' (Biblical name of a relation of King David). Alan's neighbour Damien was also a comic book fan and a much more professional artist considering working for DC Comics. Damien decided to make a fancy colored-drawing of Swamp Thing (to sell). Alan/Abishai uploaded his Soundwave doodle on the Internet, while Damien tried to sell his Swamp Thing portrait to DC Comics.
Alan/Abishai and Damien were similar in appearance, both having red hair and hailing from Ireland. Alan's Soundwave drawing got a lot of positive feedback on the Internet, and DC Comics wanted to hire him for a special comic book festival about pedestrian contributions to comic book art. Damien was also invited to this comic book festival, so the two decided to dress in matching G.I. Joe (Hasbro/Marvel) comics-costumes, attending the festival as the fictional 'Cobra-agent' twin-agents Tomax and Xamot. People at the festival remarked on how Alan's doodle-rendition of Soundwave and Damien's professional-drawing of Swamp Thing reminded them of modernism/industrialization, and TIME magazine took a photo of Alan and Damien side-by-side for a special issue-article about industrialization-related art!
After some time, a psychopath modelling himself after Leatherface (the fictional chainsaw-wielding cannibal from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre horror-film franchise) read the TIME magazine article about Alan and Damien and their industrialization-related art and became interested in eco-terrorism concerns in 'TrumpUSA.' This psycho was named Thomas and he called himself 'Leatherface.' Thomas/Leatherface sent a notice to the New York Post which read that he would murder NYPD cops until President Trump made serious investments in eco-conscious politics. Thomas claimed his chainsaw/weapons were tools for 'eco-terrorism.' Well, an idealistic self-proclaimed vigilante named Ajay Satan read Thomas's notice to the Post (which got a lot of media attention --- even from the Trump Administration!) and decided to pursue Thomas/Leatherface. One year later, Ajay arrested Thomas and made the cover of TIME magazine himself! Alan/Abishai and Damien read about this daring crime-story and decided to contribute artistic works capturing this modernism justice-paranoia symbolic pedestrian tale. Alan and Damien's homemade portraits were once again featured in TIME magazine.
Hasbro got a lot of Internet hits and comments about Soundwave (the original doodle that made Alan/Abishai pseudo-famous), and Transformers toys (especially Soundwave models) were flying off the shelves, as well as Ultra Magnus robot-models and Cyclonus robot-models. Suddenly, Transformers was a cult-phenomenon. Meanwhile, Damien started drawing many more portraits of Swamp Thing when Hollywood (USA) announced another film-adaptation of the comic book character (starring eco-activist celebrity/actor Leo DiCaprio!). Transformers and Swamp Thing were suddenly eco-imaginarium 'art-towers,' and President Trump asked himself, "Am I the right world-leader for this new era of 'modernism-industrialization paranoia politics'?" After all, Trump was a former casino-mogul and basically a humble 'capitalism musketeer' (not really a critic).
GOD: It's interesting how capitalism creates discourse.
SATAN: Yes, toys and modernism folklore abound!
GOD: That's thanks to industrialization and gadgets.
SATAN: People love WiFi, Netflix, video-games, and CNN.
GOD: Maybe comic books are the new 'street-poetry.'
SATAN: I think you're right, but will mankind appreciate such art?
GOD: I think humanity will be conscious of modernism labors...
SATAN: Are you referring to The Bionic Woman and Bio-Dome?
GOD: Yes, modernism-paranoia shows and movies symbolize social customs.
SATAN: Maybe Alan/Abishai and Damien will be considered 'cultural diplomats.'
GOD: Maybe journalists will liken them to Tomax and Xamot(!).
SATAN: It's great how comic books inspire all kinds of justice-daydreams.
GOD: What will President Trump make of all this new age intrigue?
SATAN: I'm sure he'll play some McDonald's Monopoly (prize-money game).
GOD: Consumerism is at an all-time high.
SATAN: If eco-politics does not keep pace, Earth will become a trash-can.
GOD: That's the concern, so let's not trouble mankind too much...
SATAN: I'll simply challenge men with the question, "Does commerce inspire diligence?"
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