IsaacNewton
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Trump will be getting his orders for the next six months from Putin next week. What else will Putin be telling Trump to do?
Putin: "Daunauld, you'v beene a veery guud boy seence I got you seated. Joost keep denying that I haud anything to do weeth you're fake election. You're followers are dumb Bolsheviks, I weesh vee had them in Russia like that. You could shoot someone and they'd steel like you. Hooboy, I poison one guy and the world hates me. But you, you are a guud puppet Milosh!"
Trump: "Thank you your eminence, you are terrific, so terrific. It's a beautiful thing having you here in Moscow west. We have caviar over there for you, roast bald eagle, burned hot dogs which are terrific, Kremlin apple pie, red, white, and blue vodka just how you like it but without the poison, borscht in a bonnet, that's borscht served on a hollowed out Russian Rye loaf, Melania loves that."
Putin: "Whoa too much, I'll geet fat like you my leetle Russian nesting daul. Why done' you slim down some, I need you around for a while. Get out of that guulf cart for ten meenutes and take a walk, maybe eeven hold Melania's hand."
Trump: "No bad idea, bad idea. Last time I tried that I almost lost my hand, like Quint with his legs in a great white's mouth. Not gonna do it."
Putin: "You saunded like Geoorge Bush Sr. for a moment there. You aren't going to get all kinder and gentler on me are you my babushka."
Trump: "No need to worry, I have women bleeding out of their whatever all over the place. I sent a fleet of ships to North Korea or Antarctica. And I roughed up the leader of Montenegro at the last E3. It was super, so great."
Putin: "Ok, I see you later Traitur! Puut a good shine on my shooss and bring the launch codes to my room in the morning."
Putin: "Daunauld, you'v beene a veery guud boy seence I got you seated. Joost keep denying that I haud anything to do weeth you're fake election. You're followers are dumb Bolsheviks, I weesh vee had them in Russia like that. You could shoot someone and they'd steel like you. Hooboy, I poison one guy and the world hates me. But you, you are a guud puppet Milosh!"
Trump: "Thank you your eminence, you are terrific, so terrific. It's a beautiful thing having you here in Moscow west. We have caviar over there for you, roast bald eagle, burned hot dogs which are terrific, Kremlin apple pie, red, white, and blue vodka just how you like it but without the poison, borscht in a bonnet, that's borscht served on a hollowed out Russian Rye loaf, Melania loves that."
Putin: "Whoa too much, I'll geet fat like you my leetle Russian nesting daul. Why done' you slim down some, I need you around for a while. Get out of that guulf cart for ten meenutes and take a walk, maybe eeven hold Melania's hand."
Trump: "No bad idea, bad idea. Last time I tried that I almost lost my hand, like Quint with his legs in a great white's mouth. Not gonna do it."
Putin: "You saunded like Geoorge Bush Sr. for a moment there. You aren't going to get all kinder and gentler on me are you my babushka."
Trump: "No need to worry, I have women bleeding out of their whatever all over the place. I sent a fleet of ships to North Korea or Antarctica. And I roughed up the leader of Montenegro at the last E3. It was super, so great."
Putin: "Ok, I see you later Traitur! Puut a good shine on my shooss and bring the launch codes to my room in the morning."
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