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Again, you don't think it's satire you mouth breathing fucktard.
I hope a riot spills over up your asshole.
You endlessly and stupidly waste my time. Buh-Bye!
Run away little girl, run away.
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Again, you don't think it's satire you mouth breathing fucktard.
I hope a riot spills over up your asshole.
You endlessly and stupidly waste my time. Buh-Bye!
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Announcing that he was putting the nation on a “double-red threat level,” Donald J. Trump warned the American people on Tuesday to be on the lookout for terrorists posing as peaceful seventy-five-year-olds.“One of these terrorists was already identified by the police in Buffalo,” Trump said. “They may be coming to your town next.”Trump listed some “telltale signs of Antifa,” in order to help Americans identify septuagenarian terrorists in their midst.“If the person appears to be seventy-five or older, with white hair and a peaceful demeanor, call the authorities immediately,” Trump said.He warned that Antifa terrorists are infiltrating American society “everywhere,” even on Zoom.“If you are on Zoom with your family and an elderly person suddenly appears with a friendly smile, a string of pearls, and the nickname ‘Grandma,’ you have been attacked by Antifa,” he said.
Trump Puts Nation on Alert for Terrorists Posing as Peaceful Seventy-Five-Year-Olds
“One of these terrorists was already identified by the police in Buffalo,” the President said. “They may be coming to your town next.”www.newyorker.com
He made contact with the cops several times, walking up to them.
You can't do that.
He talked to them. Since when is that a crime?
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Announcing that he was putting the nation on a “double-red threat level,” Donald J. Trump warned the American people on Tuesday to be on the lookout for terrorists posing as peaceful seventy-five-year-olds.“One of these terrorists was already identified by the police in Buffalo,” Trump said. “They may be coming to your town next.”Trump listed some “telltale signs of Antifa,” in order to help Americans identify septuagenarian terrorists in their midst.“If the person appears to be seventy-five or older, with white hair and a peaceful demeanor, call the authorities immediately,” Trump said.He warned that Antifa terrorists are infiltrating American society “everywhere,” even on Zoom.“If you are on Zoom with your family and an elderly person suddenly appears with a friendly smile, a string of pearls, and the nickname ‘Grandma,’ you have been attacked by Antifa,” he said.
Trump Puts Nation on Alert for Terrorists Posing as Peaceful Seventy-Five-Year-Olds
“One of these terrorists was already identified by the police in Buffalo,” the President said. “They may be coming to your town next.”www.newyorker.com
He made contact with the cops several times, walking up to them.
You can't do that.
He talked to them. Since when is that a crime?
He made contact with the cops several times, walking up to them.
You can't do that.
Assholes pushed over a 75 year old man.
You can't do that.
So cops can't defend themselves?
What should they have done? Just let him keep touching them.
All they did was push, he fell awkwardly.
He approached a moving police line enacting a valid curfew. He's a fucking idiot.
Defend themselves? That is a good joke. Two police officers threatened by a 75 year old unarmed man.
He made contact with the cops several times, walking up to them.
You can't do that.
Assholes pushed over a 75 year old man.
You can't do that.
So cops can't defend themselves?
What should they have done? Just let him keep touching them.
All they did was push, he fell awkwardly.
He approached a moving police line enacting a valid curfew. He's a fucking idiot.
He wasn't "touching them" Officers have been arrested. Hopefully they spend a good long time in prison.
They are going to be found not guilty. he was making contact with them.
In an environment such as this in which violence by cops on innocent protesters is condemned and 77% support peaceful protests after the Floyd murder?
Don't count on it.
He wasn't being peaceful.
Another lie. Try telling the truth for a change.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Announcing that he was putting the nation on a “double-red threat level,” Donald J. Trump warned the American people on Tuesday to be on the lookout for terrorists posing as peaceful seventy-five-year-olds.“One of these terrorists was already identified by the police in Buffalo,” Trump said. “They may be coming to your town next.”Trump listed some “telltale signs of Antifa,” in order to help Americans identify septuagenarian terrorists in their midst.“If the person appears to be seventy-five or older, with white hair and a peaceful demeanor, call the authorities immediately,” Trump said.He warned that Antifa terrorists are infiltrating American society “everywhere,” even on Zoom.“If you are on Zoom with your family and an elderly person suddenly appears with a friendly smile, a string of pearls, and the nickname ‘Grandma,’ you have been attacked by Antifa,” he said.
Trump Puts Nation on Alert for Terrorists Posing as Peaceful Seventy-Five-Year-Olds
“One of these terrorists was already identified by the police in Buffalo,” the President said. “They may be coming to your town next.”www.newyorker.com
He made contact with the cops several times, walking up to them.
You can't do that.
He talked to them. Since when is that a crime?
It isn't - Not even slightly illegal. But you must understand that our beloved Marty would defend cops no matter the level of their assholery. And that includes bowling over a 75 year old man who might weigh all of 150 pounds.
Prolly defends Donnie's AntiFa conspiracy theory from OANN led by a RUSSIAN spy "reporter".