Trudeau Reorganizes Canada Into The First Galactic Empire

Ringel05

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OTTAWA—In a surprise announcement in response to the truckers' Freedom Convoy, Justin Trudeau has granted himself emergency powers and named himself Emperor of the Galaxy.
"My resolve has never been stronger," said Trudeau with a sinister growl. "In order to ensure continuing safety and stability, Canada will be reorganized into the FIRST GALACTIC EMPIRE! For a safe, and secure, society!" Trudeau then raised his pale, gnarled hands, laughed a wicked laugh, and shot lightning from his fingertips as everyone clapped nervously.

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Ya knew it was coming..........

:lol:

Trudeau Reorganizes Canada Into The First Galactic Empire For A Safe And Secure Society
 

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