Trigger Warning For Fences

[Rob37]

WTF is the world coming to when a freakin' fence is not even safe? This fucker, apparently a Hispanic dude (probably an illegal), was arrested and charged with indecent exposure when a neighbor filmed him having sex with a chain link fence. Something tells me that viagra may have been involved.

Austin man who was ‘having sex with a fence' charged with exposure

 

[yiostheoy]

That's what can happen if you take those blue pills and get a 4 hour erection !!!

 

[yiostheoy]

If you can find a woman who can last for hours then go ahead and down the blue pill, sure.

But most women I know get tired of sex and want to file their nails after about 15 minutes of sex.

 

[Muhammed]

I'm still trying to decide who is weirder, the fence fucker or the table fucker.

"A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour.

The neighbour, who hasn’t been named, says that he saw Mr Price turning the table over before performing the sex acts on it.


Police officer Matt Johnson said: ‘He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.’

Just to add a touch of class to his furniture-copulation, Price reportedly carried out his naked table-boffing in broad daylight, very close to a local school."



Read more: Nude man charged with having sex with table

 

[Kat]

Gross

 

[S.J.]

If you can find a woman who can last for hours then go ahead and down the pill, sure.

But most women I know get tired of sex and want to file their nails after about 15 minutes of sex.

Sucks for you.

 

[Missourian]

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "on the fence".

 

[irosie91]

my advice to ALL you boys out there-------which I gave to my son-----long ago----
as he approached---adolescence-------"you can do anything you feel like doing with YOUR OWN body ---when you are alone in your room"

 

[Vastator]

If you can find a woman who can last for hours then go ahead and down the blue pill, sure.

But most women I know get tired of sex and want to file their nails after about 15 minutes of sex.

You're doing it wrong...

 

[Rob37]

Doesn't this sound like something FBJ would do?