Travellin Man Pence ready to go ....

[bendog]

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Gotta confirm Biden as the President before the Senate...and then duck the knives coming his way.

 

[Moonglow]

More fake vaccines for a fake pandemic by a fake vice president...

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

Gotta confirm Biden as the President before the Senate...and then duck the knives coming his way.

 

[Moonglow]

 

[DrLove]

Where has Mike Pence been lately anyway?
Far as possible from our embarrassing POTUS I bet.
Hopefully he's not having lunches with any WOMEN!!

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

Where has Mike Pence been lately anyway?
Far as possible from our embarrassing POTUS I bet.
Hopefully he's not having lunches with any WOMEN!!

why do you hate heterosexuals?

When did you catch The Ghey?

 

[Moonglow]

Where has Mike Pence been lately anyway?
Far as possible from our embarrassing POTUS I bet.
Hopefully he's not having lunches with any WOMEN!!

why do you hate heterosexuals?

When did you catch The Ghey?

When Mike had his penis cut off and put into a mason jar under the sink by his wife.

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

Where has Mike Pence been lately anyway?
Far as possible from our embarrassing POTUS I bet.
Hopefully he's not having lunches with any WOMEN!!

why do you hate heterosexuals?

When did you catch The Ghey?

When Mike had his penis cut off and put into a mason jar under the sink by his wife.

You speak for Dr. Love?

Is that your sock puppet or is this a rushing to the defense of a ghay boyfriend? "Back Up"

 

[DrLove]

Where has Mike Pence been lately anyway?
Far as possible from our embarrassing POTUS I bet.
Hopefully he's not having lunches with any WOMEN!!

why do you hate heterosexuals?

When did you catch The Ghey?

WASHINGTON—Expressing concerns about the propriety of being left alone with a syrup container of the opposite sex, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly asked his waiter Thursday to remove Mrs. Butterworth from the table until his wife arrived to join him at a local diner.​

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“Excuse me, sir, would you please take this out of my line of sight until my wife gets here?” said Pence, who reportedly attempted to put the table’s sugar dispenser and salt and pepper shakers between him and the feminine syrup bottle before deciding that even having Mrs. Butterworth within arm’s reach could lead him to have impure thoughts.​

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“It just would not be right for me to sit here alone with a woman-shaped container, particularly one as shapely as this. In fact, I would advise you to do the same for the man sitting over there—I see he is sitting very close to Mrs. Butterworth even though he appears to be wearing a wedding ring.”​

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At press time, Pence had asked the waiter to pour syrup on his pancakes for him, as it would be unseemly to handle the curves of the plastic woman in such a public place.​

Mike Pence Asks Waiter To Remove Mrs. Butterworth From Table Until Wife Arrives

WASHINGTON—Expressing concerns about the propriety of being left alone with a syrup container of the opposite sex, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly asked his waiter Thursday to remove Mrs. Butterworth from the table until his wife arrived to join him at a local diner. “Excuse me, sir, would...

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