Toro's stuck on an airplane thread

[Toro]

I am stranded on an airplane, sitting on the Tarmac in Charlotte, waiting to take off to New York. There are storms in the northeast and hundreds of flights ahead of us. I have been waiting for an hour. I am bored and thought I would entice you all with my misadventure.

How long will I be stuck here? Will I make it to NY today? Will someone go crazy on the plane? Stay tuned for exciting updates.

 

[Toro]

Two minutes have passed. Nothing has happened. Just like the last 62 minutes.

 

[Toro]

Wait. It appears that the first class cabin is finishing their snacks. They haven't served snacks in coach. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

[Modbert]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ2QFmJ7h0A]YouTube - Mother Fucking snakes on a Mother Fucking plane![/ame]

 

[Ravi]

You should call CNN so we can all watch your plane sitting on the tarmac!

 

[strollingbones]

o man they get some nice shit in first class..aint no bit of cola and peanuts...

 

[RadiomanATL]

Better make sure your phone is in "airplane" mode.

 

[PatekPhilippe]

I am stranded on an airplane, sitting on the Tarmac in Charlotte, waiting to take off to New York. There are storms in the northeast and hundreds of flights ahead of us. I have been waiting for an hour. I am bored and thought I would entice you all with my misadventure.

How long will I be stuck here? Will I make it to NY today? Will someone go crazy on the plane? Stay tuned for exciting updates.

It could be worse...they could shut off the A/C to save fuel....

 

[strollingbones]

how long can they keep you on the tarmac.....get booze...before it runs out....

 

[Toro]

This must be what Twitter is like.

 

[PatekPhilippe]

o man they get some nice shit in first class..aint no bit of cola and peanuts...

That's a no shitter...Singapore Airlines....Armani pajama's, Dom Perignon 2000 and beluga caviar.....you get what you pay for....love the comps for being a frequent flyer.

 

[RadiomanATL]

how long can they keep you on the tarmac.....get booze...before it runs out....

Screw that. Get a stewardess.

 

[RadiomanATL]

This must be what Twitter is like.

Poop coming out now!



LOL LOL LOL

 

[strollingbones]

radio how long did you say the good wife was gone?

 

[strollingbones]

i have only seen what they have in first class.....lol...i am definately coach

 

[random3434]

Just think if you were sitting next to PI on the plane!


What fun you'd be having right now!

 

[PatekPhilippe]

This must be what Twitter is like.

Poop coming out now!



LOL LOL LOL

LMAO
Wait a minute...I wiped my ass with my Blackberry Storm...

 

[Toro]

Update.

The two planes on either side of us have moved. The pilot just told us that they are trying to reroute us away from the DC corridor. The two women behind me are talking a lot. My legs are soar because I am sitting in bulkhead. My wife called.

This would be far more tolerable with booze.

 

[RadiomanATL]

radio how long did you say the good wife was gone?

She's out until Wednesday or Thursday.

Depends on weather and the status of the oil spill.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

how long can they keep you on the tarmac.....get booze...before it runs out....

I'm not 100% sure, but I think they can only hold you on the plane for 3 hours before you have to return to a gate.

Hurry up and get that booze!