Toro's stuck on an airplane thread

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    I am stranded on an airplane, sitting on the Tarmac in Charlotte, waiting to take off to New York. There are storms in the northeast and hundreds of flights ahead of us. I have been waiting for an hour. I am bored and thought I would entice you all with my misadventure.

    How long will I be stuck here? Will I make it to NY today? Will someone go crazy on the plane? Stay tuned for exciting updates.
     
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    Two minutes have passed. Nothing has happened. Just like the last 62 minutes.
     
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    Wait. It appears that the first class cabin is finishing their snacks. They haven't served snacks in coach. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ2QFmJ7h0A]YouTube - Mother Fucking snakes on a Mother Fucking plane![/ame]
     
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    You should call CNN so we can all watch your plane sitting on the tarmac!
     
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    o man they get some nice shit in first class..aint no bit of cola and peanuts...
     
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    Better make sure your phone is in "airplane" mode.:eusa_whistle:
     
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    It could be worse...they could shut off the A/C to save fuel....
     
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    how long can they keep you on the tarmac.....get booze...before it runs out....
     
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    This must be what Twitter is like.
     

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