5. All of my favorite teams suck, and have sucked for several seasons now. 4. The infuriatingly long time it takes for a ref under the hood, to decide the obvious (stems back several seasons). 3. Talentless thugs like Michael Vick. 2. I'm forced by the NFL to watch the Jacksonville Jaguars, unless i pay extra or go to a bar. 1. The God Damn Cheating Fucking Patriots.