Top 10 reasons to go to work naked

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  1. SFC Ollie
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    SFC Ollie Still Marching

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    10. No one ever steals your chair.

    9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.

    8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

    7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.

    6. So that -with a little help from Muzak- you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resume.

    5. You want to see if it’s like the dream.

    4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

    3. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”

    2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.



    …and (drum roll, please) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked:

    1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00.
     
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    lol.. very good.

    can also add, save a fortune on panty hose...
     
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    But... you'd need to spend more on an all over spray tan!
     
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    Drawback: Vinyl office chairs. :eek:
     
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    saltshaker Im over what damn hill?

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    But if you're a man you may reveal your short comings.
     
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    I suppose some of you guys may have that problem.
     
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    Not in Florida. Worked outside buck-naked all day today, on both the garden and the tan-line free tan.


    If it's snowing at your house..... :D
     

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