Discussion in 'Sports' started by Article 15, Sep 9, 2010.
He didn't even go to the hospital.
Stop panicking people.
Of course now the hype will go to "Will it mentally throw him off Sunday? Blah Blah Blah".
New England Patriots
Strength: Bill Belichick has avoided stealing any wives recently, so he should be focused on the 2010 season; people are sure to tout the Patriots' experience and maturity as opposed to flat-out calling them old
Weakness: Considering the talent of this year's rookie class, it's a shame that Belichick will once more work one of them until he dies
Intangibles: Can't discount the possibility of another horrific injury to quarterback Tom Brady; oh, please, Lord, let there be another horrific injury to Tom Brady
Biggest Question: This may be the year New England finally falls out of contention, but we know full well these fucks will pull a 12-4 season out of their ass somehow
Phew! My heart sunk when I first heard the news and wasn't sure if he was hurt.
He got hurt?
Is he on the Red Sox roster?
Yeah, the Sox really got slammed with injuries this summer.
Tom Brady is reportedly fine and went straight to practice after the accident.
Strength: Yes, there are positives, but reading them will only make you angry and listing them will only make us angry
Weakness: Other than being the most infuriating, knuckle-whitening, I-want-to-throw-a-brick-through-my-television-set-when-I-watch-them team in the league, are a little weak at free safety
Intangibles: Fuck the Dallas Cowboys and every fucking thing they stand for; special teams
Biggest Question: Can they finally get over the hump and get back to the Super Bowl, and do they know how much that would depress the entire U.S. populace?
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