o please..surely you have heard of a bidet????
i would have thought the honeymoon suite would have one?
Had one in the house I grew up in.
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o please..surely you have heard of a bidet????
i would have thought the honeymoon suite would have one?
o please..surely you have heard of a bidet????
i would have thought the honeymoon suite would have one?
Had one in the house I grew up in.
Its good for washing your reard end and genitals.o please..surely you have heard of a bidet????
i would have thought the honeymoon suite would have one?
Had one in the house I grew up in.
You don't miss it, want it back, etc? Does it work better?
Its good for washing your reard end and genitals.
I dont really think about it or miss it.
You'll want a towel to dry, but yes it is a shower that points up and does the job nicely .Its good for washing your reard end and genitals.
I dont really think about it or miss it.
Is it superior to toilet paper use, my only concern?
I know what you mean.
Like on that movie Demolition Man with Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone. They had the three sea shells.
Couldn't we have created some type of auto butt wiping system by now? Technology is loosely driven by laziness,s so why not this?
I'm with you, G.T. Seriously. I mean, it might not be that big a deal for women, but men, to the best of my knowledge, have hairy asses. Its the #1 of a long list of reasons why I'm not gay: hairy asses.
TP just doesn't do the trick. And that's the #1 of a long list of reasons why intelligent design isn't a good enough explanation for me. If I was so intelligently designed, then why do I have to wipe my ass? Why can't I be more like a cat with just a pink star that pinches everything off nice'n'neat?
I'm with you, G.T. Seriously. I mean, it might not be that big a deal for women, but men, to the best of my knowledge, have hairy asses. Its the #1 of a long list of reasons why I'm not gay: hairy asses.
TP just doesn't do the trick. And that's the #1 of a long list of reasons why intelligent design isn't a good enough explanation for me. If I was so intelligently designed, then why do I have to wipe my ass? Why can't I be more like a cat with just a pink star that pinches everything off nice'n'neat?
I'm with you, G.T. Seriously. I mean, it might not be that big a deal for women, but men, to the best of my knowledge, have hairy asses. Its the #1 of a long list of reasons why I'm not gay: hairy asses.
TP just doesn't do the trick. And that's the #1 of a long list of reasons why intelligent design isn't a good enough explanation for me. If I was so intelligently designed, then why do I have to wipe my ass? Why can't I be more like a cat with just a pink star that pinches everything off nice'n'neat?
There is a bit of licking that goes on after that.
I know what you mean.
Like on that movie Demolition Man with Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone. They had the three sea shells.
Couldn't we have created some type of auto butt wiping system by now? Technology is loosely driven by laziness,s so why not this?
lol didn't Sly use Swearing Violation Tickets to clean up after his bowel movement? That sunnuvabich!
Seriously, why is it 2009 and I still have to wipe my ass, with paper? I know they have toilets that shoot water somewhere, but how is this not main-stream? How is Scott's Tissue still in business in September of 2009?
I felt like such a Neanderthal wiping my ass, wow.
Seriously, why is it 2009 and I still have to wipe my ass, with paper? I know they have toilets that shoot water somewhere, but how is this not main-stream? How is Scott's Tissue still in business in September of 2009?
I felt like such a Neanderthal wiping my ass, wow.
OK, G.T.. I'm going to solve the problem of you wiping your ass with a little thing I've been doing for a good many years now. If you follow my directions, you will never have to wipe your ass again. Here's how it goes.
You know those plastic soda pop bottles? Well, take the paper off of them and then grind up the plastic bottle until it is ground up very fine and in an actual powder state. Then you take a small coffee scoop and sprinkle just a scoop full of the dried plastic powder onto your food when you eat your meals. It is important to do this for every meal. That's three times a day. A scoop sprinkled on your breakfast. A scoop sprinkled on your lunch. A scoop sprinkled on your supper. It will leave you with no after taste - in fact, it has no taste at all and you will get used to doing it in just a couple of days. If you use the correct measurements with the coffee scoop, and you put it on your every meal, when you take a shit it will come out wrapped up in a zip locked plastic bag and all you will have to do is pick it up and toss it in the trash can. By using this little trick of mine, you not only save the trees by not using any toilet paper but you also conserve water too.
I've been doing it for about 8 or 9 years. Works every time for me! Give it a try. Most likely it will work for you too.
Okay, I'm going to puke.