Toilet Paper?

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  1. G.T.
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    :evil: Seriously, why is it 2009 and I still have to wipe my ass, with paper? I know they have toilets that shoot water somewhere, but how is this not main-stream? How is Scott's Tissue still in business in September of 2009?

    I felt like such a Neanderthal wiping my ass, wow. :lol:
     
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    I smell a monopolist conspiracy by BigT.P.!!!
     
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    You have apparently spent a lot of time thinking about this.
     
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    It has actually occured to me several times. Usually in a stinky situation.
     
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    I'm pretty sure the OP is a riff off of some environmentalist whacko, bemoaning the chopping down of innocent little trees for such a terribly wasteful product.

    Curiously, they didn't mention Time magazine or the NY Times.
     
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    Fcuk you mean?

    I'm actually just a guy who wonders why the fuck I can talk to my boys on XBoX live through my TV, but has to use ass-paper to get my ass clean after shitting. Is everything a conspiracy? I dunno. I just hate wiping.
     
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    You should have gone to ACORN. They helped me smuggle under aged girls across the Mexican border. Now after I take a dump, I get one of my slave girls to hose off my butt.
     
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    Fine.

    Then this gets the official seal:

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    Political humor isn't that funny to me. :eusa_eh: I'm into Music, Physical Training, Movies, and Sex, in no particular order.
     
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    get a bidet....that solves the ass issue...you can get a hand held one....
     

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