Toilet Paper commercials: deviant and disturbing!

[ThankU4votingTrump]

I've never watch much TV, but right now I'm home after having some surgery, and while I sit here and recover there's nothing to do but watch TV. And it is weird. Especially the toilet paper commercials, which have some very disturbing undertones.

One involves a family of naked cartoon bears. The kid sits on the toilet reading a newspaper. The kid gets up and the voiceover says something about whether the kid's butt is "ready for inspection". Remember, this isn't a toddler, because it was reading a newspaper. It seems in they inspect each other's butts for stuck bits of toilet paper. It's a faux pas, like dandruff on your shoulders:

Wait, if stuck toilet paper is so bad, why is the adult bear so happy? I'm starting to think this has nothing to do with stuck paper!

Other brands brag that wiping your butt on their paper feels like wiping your butt on a kitten. Or a puppy. I can't judge, I haven't wiped my butt on either.

 

[Sunni Man]

 

[esthermoon]

How do you feel? Are you ok after your surgery ThankU4VotingTrump?

 

[esthermoon]

 

[The Irish Ram]

I cringed at the one where you can wear your underpants for a couple days if you use Charmin. Do you shower and then put them back on? Ugg. Or do you just not shower daily. Again, Ugg.

 

[ThankU4votingTrump]

How do you feel? Are you ok after your surgery ThankU4VotingTrump?

Yes, everything is now back to the way it was before I was attacked by the 7 lust filled roller derby girls.

It only hurts when I pee.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

 

[ThankU4votingTrump]

Thank you!