To be a GOOD Liberal you believe the following:

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    1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by the lack of Federal funding.

    2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach the same kids about sex.

    3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.

    4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUV's.

    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

    <b>7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.</b> -My favorite.

    8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but looney activists who've never been outside Seattle do.

    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

    11. You have to believe that the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

    12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

    13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

    14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison.

    15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

    16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.

    17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

    18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belongs in the White House.

    19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be Constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

    20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

    21. You have to believe that anyone who beats you in an intellectual arguments is a bigot.

    22. You have to believe that it's better for a woman to be raped and murdered than for a rapist to be shot.
     
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    This is utterly stupid. We should look at Liberals, not as the enemy, but people who simply don't agree with us. Most of these points are nuts. Most liberals are not homosexuals. Liberals are religious too, look at Kerry, who is Roman Catholic. The problem with guns is that mentally unstable people have a gun, you're 58% more likely to shoot a family mkember than an intruder.
     
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    No. Liberals are the enemy. They hate america and the freedoms it stands for.
     
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    Did you know that John Kerry is not allowed to partake of communion in the Catholic church? Not all people who claim a religion are religious, some just use it as a tool.
     
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    Also this 58% bullshit, got any thing to link that to? Mentally unstable people having guns is the price of freedom, do you believe we should have a psychoanalyst examine everyone who wishes to purchase a gun? That would be ludicrous bordering on insane.
     
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    The list doesn't say that most liberals are homosexual, or that they aren't religious. It does show the lunacy and hypocrisy of the left. People who espouse many of the beliefs on the list are the enemies of what is fair and decent in this country. It reads like an ACLU playbook.

    I especially like these three: :cof:

     
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    Why would we give a gun to a former criminal and murderer? Where's the sense in that, you're just endangering more people. The right to bear arms was only meant for after the American revolution because people were so afraid of the British coming back. Guns are not meant for keeping the king of England out of your face. The amendment is not needed today. Plus, the way people interpret the right to bear arms is sad. People can say that they can have an assualt rifle or explosives in their house, bullshit. An assault rifle or gun should only be used in the mlitary. If people want assualt rifles they should go into the military. A normal civilian does not need an assault to protect his family. It's not like the US army is going to show up at their front door. Explosives are even worst, no one should have explosives in their home, there's too dangerous to the family and people living around the house.

    This link shows how much bad guns do to people.

    http://www.gnn.tv/headlines/1284/Human_Rights_Record_of_the_US_in_2004

    Bottom line, you don't need a gun, just put a home sercuity system in.
     
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    FACT: Nobody's saying felons should get guns, just that you shouldn't need a psychological profile of yourself. You're making huge stretches.

    FACT: The majority of guns purchased are used to hunt animals and most guns used to commit crimes were purchased illegally. Outlawing guns wouldn't decrease violent crime in New York, but it would increase the incidents of deer-related injuries (which are already quite high) in South Carolina.

    FACT: When Australia outlawed personally owned firearms, there was a sudden, massive slaughter of the families that owned outback ranches because they had sacrificed their guns while the crooks hadn't.

    FACT: A security system can't keep a criminal from shooting you. It only makes in more likely that he will be caught.

    FACT: The founding fathers didn't include the right to bear arms and keep militias in the Constitution just to fight the British, but to fight any oppression government. The first step to oppressing the populace is to eliminate their ability to defend themselves.

    As it stands, if a foreign power invades, hunters and crime-ridden large cities, such as New York and Chicago will turn this country into the most costly occupation in human history. The average gun-owning citizen in this country is a better marksman than the average terrorist or communist soldier. If guns were taken away, not only would attacks against the U.S. be easier, but it wouldn't actually reduce crime, at least not much.

    If the U.S. government continues down its current road, it will become an oppressive oligarchy that nannies the people against their will and imposes "we know best" laws. If guns are around in the hands of private citizens, we can fight the oppression. If guns are outlawed and confiscated, we'd have to lay back and take it until the next great human rights enforcers overthrow the U.S. government for us, like we did in Iraq.

    Anti-gun lobbyists are full of crap.
     
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    You made a good argument, but you've missed the second half of my argument.

    "Plus, the way people interpret the right to bear arms is sad. People can say that they can have an assualt rifle or explosives in their house, bullshit. An assault rifle or gun should only be used in the mlitary. If people want assualt rifles they should go into the military. A normal civilian does not need an assault to protect his family. It's not like the US army is going to show up at their front door. Explosives are even worst, no one should have explosives in their home, there's too dangerous to the family and people living around the house."

    I just get annoyed when people say that having an assault rifle is allowed in the constution.

    But felons do get guns, that's the problem. As long as you are responible with your gun, I couldn't care less. How can you purchase a gun illegally, do you mean like on the street?

    When criminals break into your house, they mostly don't have something on them.

    Guns should not be outlawed, they should regulated more.
     
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    My goodness. Look what happens with something meant to be slightly humorous..

    Hint: If you unwad your panties, Blue, they won't be nearly so uncomfortable...
     

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