To be 6 again!!

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    To be 6 again!!

    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at
    herself in the mirror. Since her birthday
    was not far off he asked what she'd like to
    have for her birthday.

    'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still
    looking in the mirror.

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
    early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky
    Charms, and then took her to Six Flags
    theme park. What a day! He put her on
    every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
    Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster,
    everything there was.

    Five hours later they staggered out of the
    theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her
    to a McDonald's where he ordered her a
    Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda
    pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What
    a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.


    He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like
    being six again?'

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

    'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
     
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    ROFLMAO!

    Must remember to rep you for this when my tank is full again, sista.
     
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    Man Haters------"Hey Lumpy---check it out" !
     
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    Heard this before. It's a good one though.
     
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    Yeah... what's with all of the Misandrist threads lately? :lol:
     
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    Actually she had a grammer problem she should have said "to be A six again".

    But good anyway :D
     
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    Well...I'm outraged...:lol:
     
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    Oh.. I suppose I have to apologize for being outraged now...:lol:
     
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    Syrenn, absolutely and totally true.

    Of course we Men have a slightly different version of the moral to the story....

    "Even on the rare occasion when a woman gives you a straight answer to a question, you can bet that she will still leave out vital information necessary to use the answer in a meaningful way."
     
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