Three dogs at the vet...

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    Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck
    up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and
    said " So why are you here ? "

    The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the
    sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night
    when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

    The black Lab said, " So what’s the vet going to do ? "

    " Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."

    The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " why are you here ?"

    The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
    trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."

    " So what are they going to do to you ? " the Yellow Lab inquired.

    "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.

    The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here?

    " I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
    cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I
    see. In fact, yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."

    The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, " So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"

    The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped ! "
     
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