Lord Long Rod
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Fresh off the death of Jordan Neely, the foreseeable consequence of his being a dirtbag criminal, the time is right for a new sitcom called “Those Darn Neelys!” Every episode will feature the Neely clan getting involved in some zany felonious hijinks. Jordan himself was arrested over 40 times. That alone is enough material for 2-3 tv seasons! The, of course, there will be the special two-parter when Jordan gets choke out! I plan on calling part 1 “Jordan Chokes”. Part 2 will see Jordan expire, and will be called “Where Can a nigg** Steal a Coffin From Up in Dis Here Bitch?!?”
Of course, Jordan’s uncle will be in the series, as he is a prolific two-bit hood. Just imagine it!
“Hey man!”
“Whut Duh fuk u want?”
“I is on ma way to buy sum krak. Can I borrow ya Glawk fotty?
“Why ya need a fotty alla time?”
“Cuz dey don’t make no fotty ONE!”
-audience laughter-
This show will be so big that I foresee live remakes every Friday and Saturday night at the Apollo! It will be “Sanford and Son”, but updated for today’s perpetually aggrieved dindu hood rats. I am not necessarily wanting to produce it. I am just looking to get the project off the ground then sell out to the WB (are they even still around?) or BET, as they are both good bets for maintaining the image of the stereotypical negro.
Of course, Jordan’s uncle will be in the series, as he is a prolific two-bit hood. Just imagine it!
“Hey man!”
“Whut Duh fuk u want?”
“I is on ma way to buy sum krak. Can I borrow ya Glawk fotty?
“Why ya need a fotty alla time?”
“Cuz dey don’t make no fotty ONE!”
-audience laughter-
This show will be so big that I foresee live remakes every Friday and Saturday night at the Apollo! It will be “Sanford and Son”, but updated for today’s perpetually aggrieved dindu hood rats. I am not necessarily wanting to produce it. I am just looking to get the project off the ground then sell out to the WB (are they even still around?) or BET, as they are both good bets for maintaining the image of the stereotypical negro.
Jordan Neely's Uncle, Who Called for No Plea Deal for Daniel Penny, Arrested in NYC on Multiple Charges | The Gateway Pundit | by Jim Hoft
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