things which cannot be proven

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That Milli Vanilli would've ever sold one album if they'd actually sung the songs on it themselves.

 

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That in another galaxy, a broken clock can be right three times a day.

 

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That Simon Cowell does himself actually have musical talent.

 

[Quantum Windbag]

A little veiled play on epistemology, this — for your pleasure.

In a post, name something that cannot be proven.

Kick it off with:

That God exists.

Define proven first.

 

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That the Loch Ness monster has never eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

 

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That a yeti has never flown on a plane.

 

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If it cannot be proven does it still exist?

 

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That celebrities who don't have Twitter accounts because they cherish their anonymity but who—for whatever the reasons—nonetheless love to keep abreast of current events and politics regularly post on the USMB.

 

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That he didn't die alone on that tiny, savage island.

 

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That that cro-magnon warrior could spit at least 25 meters — into the wind.

 

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That smilodon purred.

 

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That there was an intraplanetary wormhole in the dryer in your house when you were a kid which teleported your socks to a 14th Century Gobi Desert village.

 

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That late Princess Diana yelled at chaffeur Henri Paul to "step on it".

 

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That a French lieutenant at Waterloo told Gen. Bonaparte to "step in it".

 

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That bodey does not lie constantly

 

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That pandas would prefer to be feared than to be loved.

 

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That you would have been the perfect man for that smokin' hot little 4th Century A.D. Mayan honey.

 

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That that mean-ass kangaroo didn't pull a pistol on that wombat.

 

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That those boots the 10th-Century queen wore that one time to the soirée really weren't made for walkin'.

 

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That you might have gotten that job if you had only wore dress shoes and not your favorite sneakers to that interview.