things which cannot be proven

[shart_attack]

That a chupacabra would whup a dodo bird's ass.

 

[shart_attack]

That cacti don't hold grudges.

 

[shart_attack]

That a raccoon once stole your Publishers' Clearing House check.

 

[shart_attack]

That the dog didn't eat her homework.

 

[shart_attack]

That in another life, all your jokes would be funny.

Credit this song for this post:

 

[shart_attack]

That worker ants don't have CB radios.

 

[The Professor]

That a grand jury really would indict a ham sandwich.

 

[shart_attack]

That a grand jury really would indict a ham sandwich.

AWESOME!!!

That tigers don't have occupational therapists.

 

[shart_attack]

That David Lee Roth would have banged your girlfriend backstage after the show if you'd seen Van Halen on tour in 1984.

 

[shart_attack]

That you'd be better off if you hadn't bought that bag of potato chips in 1989.

 

[UllysesS.Archer]

That @shart_attack didn't start this thread to get his post count up.

 

[bigrebnc1775]

A little veiled play on epistemology, this — for your pleasure.

In a post, name something that cannot be proven.

Kick it off with:

That God exists.

When you die it will be proven if God exist or not, so I would have to disagree with that.

 

[Moonglow]

That I had sex with that girl.

 

[Moonglow]

That old Spice is for young men now...

 

[Moonglow]

The Earth is doomed..and the end is near..

 

[shart_attack]

A little veiled play on epistemology, this — for your pleasure.

In a post, name something that cannot be proven.

Kick it off with:

That God exists.

When you die it will be proven if God exist or not, so I would have to disagree with that.

I agree emphatically.

Can't prove it, though.

And it's pointless to argue back and forth to infinity with some a-hole about something which can't be proven.

Thaaaaaaaaaaat's why it's on this thread, champ.

Movin' along:

That Joseph Stalin once saved a young pygmy hog from a gang of hungry Siberian tigers.

 

[TheOldSchool]

That TuPac and Biggie aren't chillin in the Caribbean with Elvis as we speak

 

[shart_attack]

That citizens of the lost civilization of Atlantis didn't have contests to see who could rip the raunchiest farts.

 

[shart_attack]

That Hammurabi would have been a three-time NASCAR champion.

 

[shart_attack]

That Shakespeare wouldn't have loved to have gotten Instagrams from naked babes.