Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk

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    Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk


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    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionality
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiation
    5. The Alphabet

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I don't want to dance, I have two left feet. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee outside.
    10. I gotta get going, I have to work in the morning.
     
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