Things not to say on your Wedding Night

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    1. But, everybody looks funny naked.

    2. Keep it down, my mother's a light sleeper.

    3. You're almost as good as my ex.

    4. Can you please pass me the remote?

    5. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it.

    6. I have a confession.....

    7. No really, I do this part better myself.

    8. Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
     
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    HAHAHAHA!!!! :clap: :D
     

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