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    A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their
    arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
    transfer
    a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if
    they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of
    it.

    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining
    that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever
    experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt
    fine and
    asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

    The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The
    husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood
    pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they
    decided
    to try for 50%.

    The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer
    was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband
    encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

    The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and
    her husband were ecstatic.

    When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
     
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    Hahahaha! I had to read it a few times to get it, hahaha.
     
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    I don't know which is funnier, the joke or Semper Fi's response - lmao.

    you're ok Semper!
     
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    So young. ::sigh::;)
     
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    As funny as that was, and it was funny, I'm reading it thinking, Damn, somebody needs to invent this machine, LOL! :p:
     
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    LMAO
     
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    Why is that? You know a certain mailman you want dead?
     
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    He-he.
    I knew I went into the wrong business.
    Mailmen get all the action, a little too much in this case.:cool:
     
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    And what are you trying to say? :p: LOL!
    The father of the baby gets the pain. I wished we had this machine when I gave birth to my twins. That's all I'm saying, LOL! :p:
     
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    I knew that is what your were saying - I was just trying to be funny.

    Twins - very cool. In case you didn't notice when I posted my guys, they are twins!
     

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