These Truly Are the Crazy Years

[Weatherman2020]

Mexican Women ‘Marry’ Trees in Mass Wedding Ceremony.

Need I ash why?

Did they wear a fir to get all spruced up?

Thou shalt not commit aldertry.

If a tree falls in the forest, and there isn't a woman there to hear it, is the tree still wrong?

I'd ash her if she was oak-kay with a treesome.

I'm sure their bark is worse than their bite. Okay, okay, I'll leaf.

 

[Auld Phart]

You're going out on a limb, putting this in Current Events

 

[Confounding]

If a tree falls in the forest, and there isn't a woman there to hear it, is the tree still wrong?

 

[Damaged Eagle]

I'm sure they just pine for a mate.

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[Damaged Eagle]

I'm sure the trees won't mind as long as the woman has a nice pear.

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[JOSweetHeart]

One good thing about getting married to a tree is that you don't have to get it a ring because it already has plenty of rings.

God bless you always!!!

Holly