The wash cloth

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  1. Said1

    Said1 Gold Member

    Jan 26, 2004
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    Somewhere in Ontario
    > > "I was due later in the week for an appointment with
    > > the gynecologist. Early one morning, I received a
    > > call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had
    > > been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30am. I had
    > > only just packed everyone off to work and school and
    > > it was already around 8:45 am.
    > >
    > > The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I
    > > didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I
    > > like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
    > > making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be
    > > able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs,
    > > threw off my pajamas, wet the wash cloth that was
    > > sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash
    > > in "that area" to make sure I was at least
    > > presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes
    > > basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and
    > > raced to my appointment.
    > >
    > > I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when
    > > I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure
    > > you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the
    > > other side of the room and pretended that I was in
    > > Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was
    > > a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have
    > > made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
    > > I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a
    > > sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was
    > > normal...some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
    > >
    > > After school when my six year old daughter was
    > > playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy,
    > > where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one
    > > from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one
    > > that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and
    > > sparkles in it."
  2. KLSuddeth

    KLSuddeth Guest


    I heard this one before but it still tickles me LOL

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