The REAL 9/11 Conspiracy!

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  1. Megan_Fad
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    There are so many freaking conspiracy theories about 9/111 I get less of a head ache when I am menstruating than I do when I am trying to sort all these conspiracies out.

    Instead of all these “truthers” throwing all these conspiracies at the rest of us and demanding that we debunk all of them at once, I say we set up a good old fashioned wrestling cage match, throw all them in the ring and let them go at it until one conspiracy story is left standing. Then they all have to agree that it is the specific conspiracy that they all believe happened, no matter how fucktard that conspiracy is.

    I mean for the love of god people, how many of these are there going to be?

    Allow me to offer up my own theory…

    You see, “the government” needed a way to get rid of all the evidence of their past conspiracies, so they demolished the largest buildings in the country so they can dump all the evidence of past conspiracies in the ditch and build a new “world’s tallest building” over the ditch, thus ensuring it will be lost for all time.

    If one were to dig up the foundation of the new WTC after it is finished, you would find:

    Obama’s REAL birth certificate
    George W. Bush’s REAL college transcripts
    The Alien from Alien Autopsy
    The Roswell UFO
    The fake moon landing set
    The gun that shot Kennedy
    The official FEMA report of Hurricane Katrina
    Everything from Area 51
    The USS Eldridge
    The crystals from Atlantis
    Sasquatch DNA
    El Chupacabra
    Monica Lewinski’s birth control pills
    Hillary Clinton’s penis
    The REAL election results from 2004
    Porno movie staring Anne Coulter and Hugo Chavez
    Jimmy Hoffa
    The Lindbergh baby
    Hitler and Eva Braun
    Several new “predictions” from Nostradamus

    And several other items that I can’t remember…

    So...now given this conspiracy theory, what do YOU think we will find in the conspiracy landfill under the new WTC?
     
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    ya how about you don't confuse the issue of failure and cover up of the 9/11 commision with all your strawmen and educate yourself...I can guarantee you are ignorant of even the white house version of events nevermind the criticism and grave concerns of 9/11 commision members and NIST researchers...guaranteed
     
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    For the record, they did find the remains of The Lindbergh baby.

    And in 2009, CNN reported a story that showed a picture of a dead animal that many are calling El Chupacabra. So take that as you will. :lol:
     
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    and the same goes for you..bobert...no question about it
     
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    Really? And exactly what leads you to believe that? Just because I don't agree with you does not make me ignorant (in fact some on this forum would say that not agreeing with you is a sign of intelligence). It also does not mean I am confusing the issue of failure and cover up (it just means I don’t buy into the story you have put forth).

    By the way, how am I creating a straw man? There are already dozens of conflicting conspiracy stories out there. I really don't see how adding one more to the pile is any more of a straw man than what had already been established way before I ever got involved in a conversation about the event.

    It is not my fault that the majority of conspiracy believers can't even agree with each other.

    Now before you go throwing fallacies of logic into the mix here, you need to learn how think critically. In other words, realize that not agreeing with you only means that someone doesn’t agree with you. It does not mean they don’t understand or don’t know what you think the story is. It just means they disagree.
     
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    dang, and i thought i had heard most of the conspiracy theories floating around
    but you got some listed there i never heard of
     
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    Um...SOMEONE doesn't get it. What you are saying is only what "they" want you to believe.

    I mean come on, "they" lied to you about 9/11, Kennedy and Katrina. It is only out of ignorance that you would believe "them" about anything else. Trust me, the Chupacabra and the baby are going to end up under the new tower. Unless you have been drinking the government’s kool-aid.
     
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    We have to drink the kool-aid though!

    Otherwise:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry-rTHOpgxE]YouTube - Kool Aid Killer[/ame]
     
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    no...because it is apparent..



    the offical story is an unproven theory..and the majority of people that question 9/11 in a responsible and scientfic manner do indeed agree


    I understand that however it does not change the fact you are not well versed in even the bush/cheney story...never mind the majority opinions of 9/11 truth
     
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    Perhaps the Illuminati's chapter composite will be found there, as well.

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