There are so many freaking conspiracy theories about 9/111 I get less of a head ache when I am menstruating than I do when I am trying to sort all these conspiracies out. Instead of all these truthers throwing all these conspiracies at the rest of us and demanding that we debunk all of them at once, I say we set up a good old fashioned wrestling cage match, throw all them in the ring and let them go at it until one conspiracy story is left standing. Then they all have to agree that it is the specific conspiracy that they all believe happened, no matter how fucktard that conspiracy is. I mean for the love of god people, how many of these are there going to be? Allow me to offer up my own theory You see, the government needed a way to get rid of all the evidence of their past conspiracies, so they demolished the largest buildings in the country so they can dump all the evidence of past conspiracies in the ditch and build a new worlds tallest building over the ditch, thus ensuring it will be lost for all time. If one were to dig up the foundation of the new WTC after it is finished, you would find: Obamas REAL birth certificate George W. Bushs REAL college transcripts The Alien from Alien Autopsy The Roswell UFO The fake moon landing set The gun that shot Kennedy The official FEMA report of Hurricane Katrina Everything from Area 51 The USS Eldridge The crystals from Atlantis Sasquatch DNA El Chupacabra Monica Lewinskis birth control pills Hillary Clintons penis The REAL election results from 2004 Porno movie staring Anne Coulter and Hugo Chavez Jimmy Hoffa The Lindbergh baby Hitler and Eva Braun Several new predictions from Nostradamus And several other items that I cant remember So...now given this conspiracy theory, what do YOU think we will find in the conspiracy landfill under the new WTC?