The Prophet Muhammad Was A P.I.M.P.!

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    Sahih Bukhari Hadith V1B5N268 :bow3: :banana:
    Sahih Bukhari Hadith V7B6N217 :bow3: :banana:
    The P.I.M.P. Prophet Muhammad & Snoop Dogg :dance: :clap2:
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    Sahih Bukhari Hadith :bow3: :woohoo: :banana:



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    Pimps don't marry 5 year olds though.
     
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    Following in the path of allah the pimp :bow3:

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    The P.I.M.P Prophet Muhammad liked to keep his junk clean for da muslima beotches :bow3: :banana:

    Sahih Bukhari V1B5N269


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    Dr Mohammad MD was not only an illiterate who was an expert on other religions, he also offered advice on sex. He was the Dr Ruth Westheimer of Saudi Arabia. His program we t on every night after the 6PM beheading at the town square.

    Next on Dr Mohammad MD: Islamic hygiene in the toilet.
     
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    Da pimpin' prophet Muhammad was way too busy bedding his bitches and stealing people's land and murdering people to really create an original religion.

    So, he plagiarized what he had learned about the real religions of Judaism and Christianity that were established hundreds and even thousands of years before Muhammad was even born and he basically just inserted Arabs retroactively into ancient Jewish and Christian history. Thus, the Jewish and Christian figures of Abraham, Moses, Kings David and Solomon Jesus and others were REALLY Arabs and Muslims.

    Here, the Quran purports that "allah" gave the Torah to Moses and suggesting Moses was a Muslim. This is totally historically absurd...

    Basic math and logic completely undermine Islamic history, which muslimes seem incapable of figuring out: Muhammad was born 571 CE and the Islamic Era began in 622 CE with his relocation from mecca to medina [hijra]. Muhammad croaked in 632 CE

    Abraham is believed to have existed about 2000 BCE, which would be almost 1600 years before Muhammad was even born and islime invented by him.

    Jesus is believed to have existed from about 4 BCE to 30 CE. This timeline would place Jesus about 600 years before Muhammad was even born.

    Yet, the ignorant, brainwashed muslimes incapable of basic thought believe Abraham, Moses and Jesus were muslimes.

    It would be funny were it not so utterly pathetic.
     
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    Da Pimp Prophet Muhammad was the ultimate pimp: Muhammad even fondled his muslima bitches during their menstrual cycles! :bow3: :woohoo:

    Sahih Bukhari Hadith V1B6N299 :banana:


    Whatup P.I.M.P. Prophet Muhammad? Nice Ride Allah Invented! :dance: :bow3:
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