Iron Head
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Let's not forget that Obama has given us much folly. First of all, he arrived in office with his face already painted! Rim shot - ta Ching!!!!! Here are some of my favorite Obama cartoonish silliness.
1. Remember Obama's book, Dreams From My Father, or some shit? In that book President dumbass talks about his bitches, particularly the white women he used to date as a young bro. Turns out he does not describe anyone in particular, but a "composite" if certain women. This "composite" is used in the book as a monumental moment when he discovers that he is a darkie. Problem is, this person is not real, but a "composite" person who is a make believe person composed of cherry picked traits from his other bitches.
In other words, Obama was lying his ass off.
2. Shovel ready jobs created by the stimulus. "Turns out they were not as shovel ready as we thought", Obama himself later admitted.
3. The Choom Gang: photos of a teenage Obama wearing a pimp hat and smoking pot. Is this our fucking president or an audition tape for a new Cheech & Chong flick?
4. The company he keeps: Bill Ayers, domestic terrorist; Rev. Wright, Liberation Church whack job; Michael Pfleger, Catholic priest in Chicago, leftist priest that would make Karl Marx say, "damn, he is hard core!"
These were Obama's pals prior to becoming president. If anything, association with these assholes makes Obama a security risk, not a presidential candidate.
5. Obama's weird childhood. Obama deserves to be in a shrink's office, not the Oval Office. Here are some of the highlights (lowlights to most of us)
- Nobody is exactly sure where he was born, though there are records suggesting Hawaii.
- He was conceived between a loony tunes, white, leftist, professional student mom, and a black Kenyan socialist trouble maker.
- Dad was NEVER around.
- Mom moved around a lot, making her wants top priority over little Barry's needs.
Little Barry lived with his mother for 3-4 years in Indonesia.
- Barry's mom finally abandons him permanently, leaving him with white relatives in Hawaii.
- Money was never an issue for little Barry.
- A known communist takes Barry under his wing.
Barry digs white women.
- Barry becomes a fan of Saul Alinsky.
- Barry suffers acute identity crises, not knowing if he is white or black.
- Barry finally decides that he is a negro and marries the blackest black chick in Chicago, Michelle.
- He changes his name from "Barry" to "Barrack Hussein Obama, Negro Warrior"
Nobody can relate to this moron because he grew up in such a weird way. He was not socialized as an American. He was socialized as anti-American.
1. Remember Obama's book, Dreams From My Father, or some shit? In that book President dumbass talks about his bitches, particularly the white women he used to date as a young bro. Turns out he does not describe anyone in particular, but a "composite" if certain women. This "composite" is used in the book as a monumental moment when he discovers that he is a darkie. Problem is, this person is not real, but a "composite" person who is a make believe person composed of cherry picked traits from his other bitches.
In other words, Obama was lying his ass off.
2. Shovel ready jobs created by the stimulus. "Turns out they were not as shovel ready as we thought", Obama himself later admitted.
3. The Choom Gang: photos of a teenage Obama wearing a pimp hat and smoking pot. Is this our fucking president or an audition tape for a new Cheech & Chong flick?
4. The company he keeps: Bill Ayers, domestic terrorist; Rev. Wright, Liberation Church whack job; Michael Pfleger, Catholic priest in Chicago, leftist priest that would make Karl Marx say, "damn, he is hard core!"
These were Obama's pals prior to becoming president. If anything, association with these assholes makes Obama a security risk, not a presidential candidate.
5. Obama's weird childhood. Obama deserves to be in a shrink's office, not the Oval Office. Here are some of the highlights (lowlights to most of us)
- Nobody is exactly sure where he was born, though there are records suggesting Hawaii.
- He was conceived between a loony tunes, white, leftist, professional student mom, and a black Kenyan socialist trouble maker.
- Dad was NEVER around.
- Mom moved around a lot, making her wants top priority over little Barry's needs.
Little Barry lived with his mother for 3-4 years in Indonesia.
- Barry's mom finally abandons him permanently, leaving him with white relatives in Hawaii.
- Money was never an issue for little Barry.
- A known communist takes Barry under his wing.
Barry digs white women.
- Barry becomes a fan of Saul Alinsky.
- Barry suffers acute identity crises, not knowing if he is white or black.
- Barry finally decides that he is a negro and marries the blackest black chick in Chicago, Michelle.
- He changes his name from "Barry" to "Barrack Hussein Obama, Negro Warrior"
Nobody can relate to this moron because he grew up in such a weird way. He was not socialized as an American. He was socialized as anti-American.