The next time I fly...

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  1. xotoxi
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    I think that I will acquire some radiopaque ink and scrawl...

    FUCK
    YOU!!!


    ...on my hairy, manly chest...just in case I have a body scan done.
     
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    LOL
    i doubt they will have those scanners in Portland any time soon
     
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    i was gonna make a tinfoil beannie for my junk....
     
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    But whenever I leave Portland, I usually fly somewhere that has them.

    Plus...Portland Jetport was the starting point for the worst terrorist attack on American soil.
     
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    I do not consider my penile region to be "junk".
     
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    kwc57 BOHICA Obama

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    Careful, your wife might write "search here" on your butt cheeks while you're asleep.
     
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    "Garbage"?
     
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    How about laying two links of sausage on either side of your cock?
     
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    Nah, that's a bit crude and unrefined.

    I go with "Refuse".
     
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    That's what she said.
     

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