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LOL
i doubt they will have those scanners in Portland any time soon
i was gonna make a tinfoil beannie for my junk....
I think that I will acquire some radiopaque ink and scrawl...
FUCK
YOU!!!
...on my hairy, manly chest...just in case I have a body scan done.
i was gonna make a tinfoil beannie for my junk....
I do not consider my penile region to be "junk".
i was gonna make a tinfoil beannie for my junk....
I do not consider my penile region to be "junk".
"Garbage"?
I do not consider my penile region to be "junk".
"Garbage"?
Nah, that's a bit crude and unrefined.
I go with "Refuse".
"Garbage"?
Nah, that's a bit crude and unrefined.
I go with "Refuse".
That's what she said.
Nah, that's a bit crude and unrefined.
I go with "Refuse".
That's what she said.
I know
How about laying two links of sausage on either side of your cock?
How about laying two links of sausage on either side of your cock?
I think I will be going COMMANDO..... Im gonna let it all hang out!
I will also insist to be fondled....
in fact, what would they do if I was playing pocket poker and had a raging hard on when they "searched my groin"?
Is that sexual harrassment, or just them disturbing my pass time?
How about laying two links of sausage on either side of your cock?
I think I will be going COMMANDO..... Im gonna let it all hang out!
I will also insist to be fondled....
in fact, what would they do if I was playing pocket poker and had a raging hard on when they "searched my groin"?
Is that sexual harrassment, or just them disturbing my pass time?
Or how about if you closed your eyes, moaned, and licked your lips when they touched your bulge?
How about laying two links of sausage on either side of your cock?
I think I will be going COMMANDO..... Im gonna let it all hang out!
I will also insist to be fondled....
in fact, what would they do if I was playing pocket poker and had a raging hard on when they "searched my groin"?
Is that sexual harrassment, or just them disturbing my pass time?
Or how about if you closed your eyes, moaned, and licked your lips when they touched your bulge?
I think I will be going COMMANDO..... Im gonna let it all hang out!
I will also insist to be fondled....
in fact, what would they do if I was playing pocket poker and had a raging hard on when they "searched my groin"?
Is that sexual harrassment, or just them disturbing my pass time?
Or how about if you closed your eyes, moaned, and licked your lips when they touched your bulge?
Im not gonna go that far
But damn if that aint a great idea....
I can see it now.
A beautiful porn star waiting in line to get "felt up" and all of a sudden she starts pantng and breathing heavy, then squirts all over said TSA agent.
How about laying two links of sausage on either side of your cock?
I think I will be going COMMANDO..... Im gonna let it all hang out!
I will also insist to be fondled....
in fact, what would they do if I was playing pocket poker and had a raging hard on when they "searched my groin"?
Is that sexual harrassment, or just them disturbing my pass time?