The New Party Symbol...

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  1. asaratis
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    The NEW Democratic Symbol - no more donkey.


    The Democratic Party today announced that it is changing its symbol from the donkey to a condom because it more accurately reflects the Party's political stance.
    A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
    Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
     
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    Well it doesn't halt production, the sperm is still produced, it does stop unwanted accidents though.
     
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    And the GOP will be represented with Trump's nose up Putin's ass.
     

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