The Neubarthian Prophecies

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    Any good Neubarthian Prophecies spewed out by the Barfman today?

    Any fresh new Bible misinterpretations?
     
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    Thou shall not shave ye chest, for thoust shall pose for 30 days and 30 nights, and 30 years, in boxer shorts whilst standing in a field of grain. Oh ye in the vally of the dolls shall you overcome your fear of the shirtless avatar, or I will SMITE thee into HELL for all of eternity!
    -Joan 4.20
     
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    ...why do I still not know who this guy is?
     
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    1 The Fool who cannot see that his avatar is foolish

    2 will be subjected to mockery and ridicule by the masses.

    3 And as a result of said derision, The Fool shall brag that he

    4 has a direct ticket for admission to Heaven,

    5 issued personally by God Himself.

    6 And The Fool will feel special and will tell the masses that

    7 they will all burn in hell for eternity.

    8 And he will threaten lawsuits when his Great Name is mocked.

    9 And he will make a Sammich for the Lord God

    Xotoxi 11:1-9
     
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    Because you do not see the light.
     
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    he changed his avi. for which we are all grateful. There is a merciful Gd after all.
     

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