The National Guard Is Spending Time With Sandy Victims Just Explaining How To Eat Arm

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    Yes, the MRE instructions are only written in English. And I don't know that the packages are marked for kosher, halal or vegetarian either.

    This is no worse than the handouts that come when your little one has been to the ER, explaining to you that when baies and toddlers cry because they hurt or are afraid you should hold them gently and cuddle them, speaking SOFTLY to 'em.

    Or those other handouts from the ER, explaining WHERE to put the Tylenol suppositories - and that you must remove the foil wrapping *first* ..........
     
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    I gotta admit ... I don't have the foggiest idea how to eat "arm".

    And, I'm vegetarian.
     
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    Marinate in seasame oil, red wine vinegar, soy sauce, garlic, fresh ginger, a bit of dry mustard, fresh ground pepper. Grilled (charcoal preferred) to sear then slow roast. Tasty with a side a mashed potatoes.

    In a situation such as theis you would have to put aside your vegetarian ways and eat arm!
     
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    Someone bitching because something isn't vegan can starve for all I care. And if you are to stupid to not know foil doesn't belong in your ass darwin will get you at some point. Any help only delays the inevitable.
     

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