The Mormon Song

Discussion in 'Music' started by KagomJack, Nov 25, 2003.

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    Yes it has similarities to the song on South Park, BUT it is more original. It is more historically accurate, etc.

    I am Joseph Smith!
    da da dum dum dum dum dum (Chorus)
    Prophet of the Mormons!
    (Chorus)
    I talked to God and Jesus!
    (chorus)
    Told me join no church!
    (chorus)
    But I had to disobey!
    (chorus)
    Soon I left that church!
    (chorus)
    One night an angel came!
    (chorus)
    Told me where to look
    (short pause)
    for some golden plates.
    (chorus)
    SO I went to look for them!
    (chorus)
    Soon I had found them!
    (chorus)
    Took "them" with me
    (chorus)
    I took the seer stones as well
    (chorus)
    I put the seer stones in a hat
    (chorus)
    I supposedly Translated them
    (chorus)
    Compare my books to the KJV
    (chorus)
    I kinda plagarised the KJV
    (chorus)
    I knew this would work!
    (chorus)
    Soon I had the translations published!
    (chorus)
    Knew the idiots would fall for it!
    (chorus)
    Soon I gathered an army
    (chorus)
    But soon the Missouri State Militia kicked our ass!
    (chorus)
    But I escaped from Jail!
    (chorus)
    Now I'm 6 feet under
    (chorus)
    Just don't forget!
    (chorus)
    Mormonism is a heresy
    (chorus)
    Mormon is moron + an m
    (chorus)
    A revival of Arianism
    (chorus)
    da da end end end end end!
     

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