The Microaggressions Women Suffer Through

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    Yeah? well I completely give my wife credit for pushing me to become a Millionare... the vision was all hers and hers alone.

    When I met her I was a MULTI- millionare.
     
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    "The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women
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    1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

    2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

    3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

    4. Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)

    5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

    6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)

    7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

    8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)"

    JOKES - Differences Between Men and Woman


    Bathrooms
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    A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.

    The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.
     
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    Sounds like she downgraded you.
     
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    What was that old boy told us?

    She tells me how she wants it done, then I tell her how I want it done, then "we" do it the way she wants.
     
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    Remember.....behind every great man, there's a woman.....



    .....rolling her eyes.
     
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    I know your type Poli-Chick....... you just want to keep men in a hot ships galley wearing work boots...
    When all we really want is to be bare foot and in the kitchen eating Breakfast Cereal!
     
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    I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit.… A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
     
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    She told me she's gettin' you a Round Tuit for Christmas....
     
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